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I love Dave Melilo.
He said the most perfect answer to what every girl wants to know:
"Please tell me this why are guys such jerks??"
"Because women drive us completely fucking crazy. Next."
I seriously have never read a more genius sentence in my life. Dave is amazing.
Oh, how I am entertained by anti-feminism.
Tomorrow classes are only 30 minutes,
Tomorrow we plan for SENIOR year,
Tomorrow I get to see my bff, Scooby Doo,
Tomorrow I can trade cookies for hugs,
Tomorrow I get my license,
Tomorrow I can celebrate being in love,
Tomorrow I will wake up early, and make myself pretty for no other reason than entertainment.
I've decided to make tomorrow the day everything turns around.
He said the most perfect answer to what every girl wants to know:
"Please tell me this why are guys such jerks??"
"Because women drive us completely fucking crazy. Next."
I seriously have never read a more genius sentence in my life. Dave is amazing.
Oh, how I am entertained by anti-feminism.
Tomorrow classes are only 30 minutes,
Tomorrow we plan for SENIOR year,
Tomorrow I get to see my bff, Scooby Doo,
Tomorrow I can trade cookies for hugs,
Tomorrow I get my license,
Tomorrow I can celebrate being in love,
Tomorrow I will wake up early, and make myself pretty for no other reason than entertainment.
I've decided to make tomorrow the day everything turns around.