May 08, 2004 19:05
If I dont get drunk tonight, Im going to scoop my eyeball out with a ladel. A wooden ladel so it slivers.
Bobby flay is GAY!!!! hipitty hip hip hurray
I had a dream that I was a back up dancer for a brittney spears video. I woke up crying uncontrolably. Actually I lied, I wasn't cring at all, I was just really really good looking.
I need to do something. someone. anything, maybe the tree I used to sit under in my childhood. I would then be classified as a type 2 drandrifiliac. Then my life would start making cents and then I could be rich rich rich!