Pick Up Lines That Lead To Broken Jaws

[didntthathurt]

Didnt That Hurt: i got one for you then
Didnt That Hurt: its a good pickup line
xHalloween31x: pfff
xHalloween31x: haha
xHalloween31x: okay
Didnt That Hurt: you see a girl walking down the street towards you with her boyfriend
Didnt That Hurt: you stop her, and you look at her boyfriend, then look back at her and say:
Didnt That Hurt: 'you know what would really make your boyfriend waaaaay hotter?'
Didnt That Hurt: 'if he was me'
xHalloween31x: ha
Didnt That Hurt: see, that one is ALL me.
Didnt That Hurt: spread it
xHalloween31x: haha
xHalloween31x: it's way better then one I'd say like..."hey, why don't you ditch this jerk and come get a bagel with my ugly ass"
xHalloween31x: ha
Didnt That Hurt: 'hey, lets get naked'
xHalloween31x: ha
xHalloween31x: no...I wouldn't say anything awesome like that