More twitter favorites?
(I am obviously putting off going to bed and inevitably having to go to work tomorrow)
@ KennethFletcher texting and driving is like jerking off and juggling.
@ FeliksRose Crystal bottom is going to get you. Next thing you know you're waking up beside Bert McCraken.
@ petewentz Who says I can't get stoned and eat thanksgiving turkey sandwich all alone
@ AlexAllTimeLow Do girls grow novembushes?
@ mikeyway @ aliciaway hogwash! Bunny could probably drive a submarine while she does her taxes
@ iamjohnnytrox My toof hurts.
@ twaxed i see your hug and raise you a cool, refreshing blowjob. #twaxed
@ MattFriction the internet is so fucking creepy
@ shitmydadsays "I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."
@ Aidenofficial @ tanyaxrose band members in one word Nick: Asian, Jake: white, Will: Jewish, Angel: Mexican
@ TranquilMammoth I'm pretty bummed about losing P-Swayz
@ GabrielSaporta does a bear shit in the woods? goodnight world! hello tivo! RT @ simplyKATEY: @ GabrielSaporta i heard he was drinking all night. true/true?
@ AlexAllTimeLow Katy Perry copied my outfit... This is embarrassing
@ MattFriction Whenever I cook myself food it makes me fall asleep. Maybe because I put four slices of bacon in everything
@ shitmydadsays "It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
@ KennethFletcher When you cut your hair it's a haircut. When I cut my hair it's a haircute.
@ petewentz @ patricksnonexistenttwitter dude when I said u gotta be the bad dude in fob I didn't mean 2 get arrested. How many peeps did u shank in jail
@ ShyBoysWin Hanging ten in East Berlin, kicking it bilingual. Das ist eine gut kuh
@ FrankIero Saw GIJOE, apparently the GI stands for Goaheadandburn10dollarsthenpunchyourselfinthedick Insteadofseeingthishorriblefuckingmovie JOE