Case #1

[diditformywife]

…Hello? Falcomon told me I could use this to talk to other…Tamers

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[its_neverlupus]

Who--

Wait.

...

It's one of you.

You future people are getting on my nerves, you know that?

[diditformywife]

And that can only be House.

Future people? What the hell are you talking about?

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[its_neverlupus]

Last I remember before coming to this place, I had a bullet put in me!

If not for you people I've never met that seem to know me, I could be dead, for all I know.

[diditformywife]

...And for some reason, I am totally not surprised someone would shoot you.

Maybe you are. I don't know. This is a hallucination, so I have no clue what's going on with you.

[its_neverlupus]

Foreman thought I drugged him.

[diditformywife]

And initially, I thought so too, but unless you slipped drugs into my coffee hours ago and they only just kicked in, I find a hallucination is much more believable.

[its_neverlupus]

...

I'll have to keep that one in mind.

So.

Why the hell did I hire you?

[diditformywife]

Because you like me?

[its_neverlupus]

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[diditformywife]

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[its_neverlupus]

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[diditformywife]

What?

[its_neverlupus]

You lose.

[diditformywife]

...Lose what? Our online staring contest?

[its_neverlupus]

Exactly.

Which, really, you should have been able to keep up indefinitely, so that tells me after only three posts of it, you're probably a little impatient.

[diditformywife]

Excuse me for wanting to get out of this dream world and back to reality.