Feb 28, 2006 18:05
i don't want to forget these things, the things that make my life know such a wierd and comic existence.
the art teacher came into the lounge the other day and drew a football for the gym teacher. ms. hill, the pe teacher, said "man! this is great! it would have taken me forever to draw this!"
and ms. nesby says "yeah but i was always picked last for sports. i was always second to last. when i'd get up to the plate, there was monica bennett out in the outfield, 7 months pregnant, yelling "easy out! easy out!" and i just said, hey, i can think of worse things."
you have to know ms. nesby to really get it. i almost died in the teacher's lounge.
last week, my kids took a practice CRCT (standardized test in georgia) and i had them write a little "ask ms. lee" section at the bottom of the test. they could write questions they came up with during the test so i could teach them that later. ejarius fills up his "ask ms. lee" section with "why am i so sexy? why is your first name dana? why am i the hottest guy around?"
and just for fun, i had a girl actually leave class, go to the bathroom, and change into gym clothes so she'd be better prepared for a fight. that was new.
so i have a chance to work at a high school in atlanta next year... i'd be working with a lot of my friends, hot peter for one, and it would be high school. and it would not be harper archer.... which, let's face it, is a sinking ship. hell on ice skates.
what to do.... what to do...
and if i sign an aps contract and break it? yeah. those bastards have me for a thousand bux. sweet!