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didgelfakenurse

today's special

Oct 04, 2005 19:03

today was a day that made me think i cannot possible go back to work for another few months, let alone a few years ( Read more... )

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laurealinde October 6 2005, 00:57:13 UTC

A button-making committe might actually be hella fun, depending on what kinds of buttons you're making.

As for the bodies comment...I'm most concerned with the word "always." Why do they always smell...

button making committee rems330 October 6 2005, 07:14:20 UTC

I'd like to point out here that Maddie failed to add (perhaps out of embarressment) that she, Andrea and I had so much fun playing with a button maker at a church event that Maddie bought a button maker. That's right, she bought one. Perhaps your button making committee could outsource the work to us in Michigan?

Re: button making committee didgelfakenurse October 7 2005, 12:11:07 UTC

oh holy hell. i DEFINITELY feel favorable to the outsourcing of the buttons. but then everyone down here would complain that the damn michiganders are always coming in and stealing our jobs.

i agree didgelfakenurse October 7 2005, 12:15:19 UTC

the ALWAYS was definitely the kicker... it made an almost innocent question turn into a matter of serial nature.

oh, and don't play coy. i've heard that you OWN a button maker....

24_voices October 6 2005, 02:24:07 UTC

... because that's where the trash is. It's just the garbage that makes them smell bad. You should tell your kids that.

Yes I'm morbid!

that was actually my response didgelfakenurse October 7 2005, 12:13:56 UTC

when the kid was staring me down, waiting for the answer, i did just taht - disregarded the body component of the question and answered to the dumpster part... then pretended the whoel thing never happened.

jonnybravo444 October 6 2005, 02:40:55 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

its a combination of the trash that smells and the bacteria in a decomposing body... they produce gases as bi-products of living and breeding.. the same thing that happens in your anus

Love
jonny

i really like that. didgelfakenurse October 7 2005, 12:12:09 UTC

picturing the goings on of my anus really brought your point home. well done.

i really like that didgelfakenurse October 7 2005, 12:12:39 UTC

picturing the goings on of my anus really brought your point home. well done.

The inner workings of the post office elude me indigo_star08 October 7 2005, 20:25:14 UTC

So, your package was returned to me today, and your address had been scratched out. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?! I have no idea. BUT I'm glad it's safe in my hands. I'll be trying again this weekend to re-mail it, so hopefully you'll get it this time around.

-A.

Re: The inner workings of the post office elude me didgelfakenurse October 8 2005, 00:13:32 UTC

oh thank GOD.

i'm so glad! i had accepted that it had been sacrificed to the lazy Gods of postage.

the buildup on this thing is tremendous! i can't wait to see it. especially since i'm an evacuee, a displaced person... i need all the small pleasures i can get.

miriam suggested i wear a sign "make me ask for help... with fire awareness"

Re: The inner workings of the post office elude me indigo_star08 October 8 2005, 02:05:31 UTC

Hahahaha, your sister is clearly the funniest person who ever lived. How IS the apartment in the wake of the fire? Has the smoke smell subsided? (How 'bout THAT alliteration?!)

I hope the buildup on said package isn't TOO much. But...there is at least one thing that I know will be priceless, and my only regret is that I can't see your reaction. I love sending packages!

-A.

Re: The inner workings of the post office elude me didgelfakenurse October 8 2005, 19:12:19 UTC

so i'm talking with you on IM and posting a LJ response.... if i call you on the phone, we can OFFICIALLY be the biggest geeks in the world...

the apartment is nasty - but it will be fine after some professional cleaning

i have to make claims on insurance and all this and that... an inconvenience at worst. aint no thang