Old Fart
Is it just me? Am I a complete old fart?
I think it's fine for some people, but I can't see the appeal AT ALL.
In fact, I'd go as far as to say:
my idea of hell.
And in such close proximity?! It's not like you could get away from it.
I'm going to be the mother at Uni. I know I am.
Just piss off.