Sean's Dream
Because he gave permission.
Copy-pasted from a messenger conversation. Well, more of a 'hey, you're offline, I'll leave you a message' sort of thing. Darn time zones.
Sean said :
So I had a very weird dream last night.
Sean said :
I drempt(sp) that we were at your house in Winnipeg, but it wasn't your house. You know what I mean. Anyway, It was you, Paige (played by a tall slender bitch with blonde hair) and some random guy who is my best friend?! And you invited my friend over to hang out, and I was one of your cats. I have the ability to change myself into a cat, but the best part is, I look like one of your cats. So
Sean said :
I hide one of your cats and turn into one so I can be at your house in secret.
I can still talk, but I don't do it because then I wouldn't be a cat now would I. It would also be too Sailor Moon esque if you had a talking cat.
Sean said :
So my best friend knew I was there in cat form, because we planned this in advance.
Sean said :
I told him I knew where you kept your "toys" and I was going to steel one for him to show people. Boy aren't we nice.
So, me being a cat, I went upstairs, and for some reason you came with. You were going to get something from your room and then Paige confronted you.
Sean said :
She told you to get the hell out of your room and that all your clothing belonged to her. I really don't know why, but she just did. Like I said she is a bitch!!
Sean said :
So you leave me and another cat in the room with her, and she decided to start snooping and I jump on her and attack her. oh yeah, by this time I was human form again. I was punching her in the face telling her what kind of a bitch she was.
Biting her, scratching her and all that shit.
Sean said :
Your bed was a war zone. I just kept hitting her until she didn't move. I don't think I killed her, but she was just so mean to you I didn't like it. Then I heard you rushing upstairs. So I quickly turned back into a cat and you entered your room to find "Paige" laying there all bloodied up.
And you also say cat me sitting there cleaning myself.
You don't know that I can become a cat so you never suspected it.
Then I woke up to my alarm
Sean said :
I hope you like how crazy my dream was.
You can copy this into lj if you want.
or share with paige.
ttyl
As I said, I had to share this. It's just too weird to just forget about.
Copy-pasted from a messenger conversation. Well, more of a 'hey, you're offline, I'll leave you a message' sort of thing. Darn time zones.
Sean said :
So I had a very weird dream last night.
Sean said :
I drempt(sp) that we were at your house in Winnipeg, but it wasn't your house. You know what I mean. Anyway, It was you, Paige (played by a tall slender bitch with blonde hair) and some random guy who is my best friend?! And you invited my friend over to hang out, and I was one of your cats. I have the ability to change myself into a cat, but the best part is, I look like one of your cats. So
Sean said :
I hide one of your cats and turn into one so I can be at your house in secret.
I can still talk, but I don't do it because then I wouldn't be a cat now would I. It would also be too Sailor Moon esque if you had a talking cat.
Sean said :
So my best friend knew I was there in cat form, because we planned this in advance.
Sean said :
I told him I knew where you kept your "toys" and I was going to steel one for him to show people. Boy aren't we nice.
So, me being a cat, I went upstairs, and for some reason you came with. You were going to get something from your room and then Paige confronted you.
Sean said :
She told you to get the hell out of your room and that all your clothing belonged to her. I really don't know why, but she just did. Like I said she is a bitch!!
Sean said :
So you leave me and another cat in the room with her, and she decided to start snooping and I jump on her and attack her. oh yeah, by this time I was human form again. I was punching her in the face telling her what kind of a bitch she was.
Biting her, scratching her and all that shit.
Sean said :
Your bed was a war zone. I just kept hitting her until she didn't move. I don't think I killed her, but she was just so mean to you I didn't like it. Then I heard you rushing upstairs. So I quickly turned back into a cat and you entered your room to find "Paige" laying there all bloodied up.
And you also say cat me sitting there cleaning myself.
You don't know that I can become a cat so you never suspected it.
Then I woke up to my alarm
Sean said :
I hope you like how crazy my dream was.
You can copy this into lj if you want.
or share with paige.
ttyl
As I said, I had to share this. It's just too weird to just forget about.