And They Said Paul Orfaela was Always Drunk or Stoned.

Oct 14, 2005 06:13

You guys aren't going to believe this. Rumor has it that starting Monday, all orders will have a 4 hour turnaround. ALL. 4 hours. There will be a few stipulations, but they are dead-set on making this happen. There is so much wrong with this. NO thought was put into this. Jim and I stood here and within 4 MINUTES we had it shredded.

The upshot is that everything will be done before I get here.

The downside is that the homicide rate at FedEx Kinko's around the world will increase exponentially.

I see this idea lasting about 4 hours and 15 minutes.
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