(no subject)
I feel the need to update. But what shall I do for an update? hmmm I don't know. Do you think that if I didn't have anything to update about that it would somehow set off a chain of events that would majorly alter the course of our world? Maybe..I have a crazy stalker blog reader who waits patiently for my updates and when one doesn't come decides to go crazy and drives his car into a nearby powerline causing a major white out across town. A general panic breaks out as all our modern technology is now useless. Anarchy and chaos break out in the town a lawlessness abounds...this lawlessness spreads throughout the world and soon the whole world is in chaos...BUT just when it seemed that the end of man kind was about to unfold a race of super advanced aliens land on our greed torn planet. They reach out to us and help us prosper again. We become stronger in general as the aliens help rebuild out jumbled planet. At the peak of our prosperity the aliens turn on us when we realize they are just fattening us up to devour us after dipping us in caramel. Somehow I am overlooked. But not really overlooked...they think I am the great Hyrity'Ux Devourer of Galaxies and Destroyer of Worlds. The aliens flee in terror leaving me the sole survivor of the human race. I then spend the rest of my lonely and pitiful existance looking for a female to propagate and ultimately save the human race from extinction. After years of searching I give up home and in a mad rage I stumble upon a cloning facility, though there are no gene sample to create another person from I am able to make an infinite number of clone bodies which with leftover alien technology I am able to transfer my conscieousness to whenever my current body became too decrepit to use any longer. With my new found immortality I travel the universe collecting all the information in the cosmos and bring it back to earth for storage. Slowly the Earth becomes a monstrous library. Alien races from around the universe come to earth to look through the files I have stored and information I have amassed...OK so I'm really bored maybe more later...sheesh