More eve bs
The KenZoku invasion ended officially yesterday although it was completely devastated in two hours on Friday. They're not posting about it because there is nothing to brag about.
After AJ Regard made a battle report claiming "Mission Accomplished" his next post linked the Iraqi Information Minister and he said everything's going according to plan. That forum banned him (probably because the truth upset them).
So in the end I had to make a fakepost as follows. An eris is an interdictor class ship (turns out my eris did a lot more damage than his). BS stands for battleship.
June 6 - The GIA reports that the KenZoku was itself fooled by the creative reporting of furloughed KenZoku Information Minister AJ Regard: "After the information minister claimed that KenZoku had retaken H74 from Goons, two former commanders said, the'undertaker was dispatched to check out a rumor that four or five Goon BS had survived the KenZoku counterattack. the'undertaker returned (without his eris) to his headquarters in a panic. "Four or five bs!'' the commanders quoted the'undertaker as telling his fellow generals. "Are you out of your minds? The whole of damn GoonSwarm is in H74!'' "
After AJ Regard made a battle report claiming "Mission Accomplished" his next post linked the Iraqi Information Minister and he said everything's going according to plan. That forum banned him (probably because the truth upset them).
So in the end I had to make a fakepost as follows. An eris is an interdictor class ship (turns out my eris did a lot more damage than his). BS stands for battleship.
June 6 - The GIA reports that the KenZoku was itself fooled by the creative reporting of furloughed KenZoku Information Minister AJ Regard: "After the information minister claimed that KenZoku had retaken H74 from Goons, two former commanders said, the'undertaker was dispatched to check out a rumor that four or five Goon BS had survived the KenZoku counterattack. the'undertaker returned (without his eris) to his headquarters in a panic. "Four or five bs!'' the commanders quoted the'undertaker as telling his fellow generals. "Are you out of your minds? The whole of damn GoonSwarm is in H74!'' "