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this is from long ago so I tweeked it...it is a story...so here goes...once upon a time ..wait, the name of the story is Pee and her sandwich...ok...once upon a time there were three little pigs, a fat short lil' girly pig named Peepika, a tall and skinny lil' "demented" pig named Peo, and a manly looking, yet tragically struck with depression lil' pig named Pan. These 3 pigs were the best of friends one-day they all went on a joy ride! they ended up in a beautiful park and they decided to have a picnic. The three pigs agreed on sharing a sweet onion chicken teriaki subway sandwich (only 6 grams of fat for Pee's sake). They each grabbed a piece of the sandwich, Pee got the biggest part because she cried when Pan wanted it "evenly split." Anyway, they all went and sat under a huge acorn tree when suddenly a little acorn fell on Peo's head! He like totally frecked out!heheheh! yeah , anyway, he dropped his sandwich and ran around violently ending up having bugs hit his glasses and making himself even more flustered. Well, let's not forget the sandwich that Peo dropped...yes..it didn't go to waste because while Pan watched Peo run around, Pee sneakily eat Peo's sandwich, then Peo (still running) ran right off a cliff, yes, they were near a cliff, Pan (manly as he is, but tragically struck w/ depression, ran right after him right off the cliff. Fortunately for Pee, who was stilll hungry (yes she is a compulsive eater) Pan left his sandwich as well, Pee couldn't resist, she ate it....mmmmwwwwhahahahhahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! end of part I .....stay tuned for part II Pan to the rescue..later