Part II -- bathroom break took longer than expected..it was the bean burritoes
yes, well they only had seconds to think...what to do...you'd think Peo would be able to help..him being a pilot and all...wait..makes you think..why the *&#% did he think the sky was falling?..anyway..yes they were seconds from the ground when...again Pan's fanny pack came to use...he quickly dug deep inside to uncover a inflatable Trampoline (again..I must ask..how the ..weell how can..ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A PARACHUTE AND AN INFLATABLE TRAMPOLINE TO FIT IN A #$^%ING FFFAAAAAANNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY PPAACKKK..HOLD ON... WHY AM I COMPLAINING? I wrote this #$^%. by the way ..readers, not that you care ...you just might, but excuse the $^%$^ I don't know why I put it in there but it goes..) anyway he dropped it and the three held on to each other tightly. "I'm beginning to feel that sandwiiiccchh!!!!" Pee exclaimed. "WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE #$%@ING ATE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!" Yelled Peo. "People, People, there is no need for foul language..PEO... but we are only a few seconds from our death...would you care to say something PRODUCTIVE MAYBE...LIKE HOW MUCH YOU GUYS LOVE ME...OR HOW MUCH I NNEEEDDDD MMMYYYY MMMMAAAAMMMMAAAA!!!!!" Cried Pan. "It's Ok Pan, Its Ok!" said Pee. They said there last words and cried together....(all in second..isn't that amazing?) suddenly they hit the trampoline...and BBBBAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!! they were back up on the top of the cliff..Pan had saved the Day...all thats to the fanny pack! (another amazing thing..doesn't the way back seem shorter than the way down?...just curious..hehehe) hope you enjoyed the story, bye, and drive home safely..remember...fanny packs are great..but you can only fit so much in it...don't get carried away.