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[dickumbrage]

Employees of Southern Private University, take heed! Next time the students around make you want to self-immolate, please remember that it could be much, much worse.

(I was going to pick a single entry to post, but they all sort of made me vom. Here's an example.)

Comments

[missmp]

Even at Harvard, Adams House residents are known for being assholes. Just think about how assholish that makes them to the general population. Kind of mind-boggling, eh?

Also: goddamn that blog is boring.

[dickumbrage]

Also: goddamn that blog is boring.

...and rife with breezy assholery!

[raynorgrace]

But I want to go to that dinner!

Our students just give us meningitis.

[dickumbrage]

seriously?

[raynorgrace]

you mean re point a or b?

a) If you are a lady archivist and have seen lots of fancy vintage menu cards in rich ladies' scrapbooks, you would pee your pants if you went to a dinner and they had blue point oysters, etc.

b) students are filthy

[dickumbrage]

i meant b. you shouldn't eat blue point oysters in north carolina or you will die from meningitis.

[pyotr_e_volk]

I don't know about self-immolating, but I could definitely set fire to things other than myself after reading this.