Feb 23, 2006 21:51
i've got a little four page report that i haven't started to type up, but i feel i should warm up first.
Top of the agenda! Random facts about UMASS Boston:
1. Our school is collapsing because the guy in charge of the construction of the building took a few shortcuts. Oh, but did they get him. Let's just say they locked him up and threw away the key for 20 years. I only point this out because i think it'll be exciting when i hear a rumble and my school is missing. As it is, nobody is allowed to park in half of the lowerlevel garage due to falling chunks of concrete.
2. A woman driving along the other day accidently, while circling the campus roadway, managed to crash into some bushes, down an 8 foot slanted rockwall, through a chain barrier and into dorchester bay. Wow, how crazy is that? I don't want to sound like a dick, but shit! Now that's a fucking story. I mean, it sucks that she lost her car in the bay, almost died in icy waters and costed UMASS a bunch of money in repairs, but there's gotta be consolation in the idea that it's just a kickass thing to do. She is, truly, a man among women. I think Frank Black did it once on a wave of mutilation.
Umm... what else is on the agenda? There was a belly flop contest off the highdive today. I uhh... i hate matt hardie. There's a snowstorm coming this weekend.
Yeah, i think that just about sums up my thoughts for now.
suck a tailpipe