the letter lock
I showed up early for psychology on friday and was waiting for the previous class to get out of the room when i came across an odd combination lock in the hallway. Instead of combinations... it has letters. I think WTF and i go to work on the thing. There's only a limited amount of letters on this baby so the best 5 letter word i could come up with to leave on the lock was "titty". I put titty in and left it. 30 second later the girl comes along who owns the lock. She looks at it, she stops, she looks at me while i'm standing right next to it trying not to laugh, then opens the lock and does her thing.
Then! I was over at the BU boathouse today--i volunteered to be a lifeguard for the Head of the Charles race this weekend--and i was snoopin' around because it's supposedly the best boathouse on the charles river. I come across this bench and i see that goddamned letterlock on it. I pick it up and start fucking with it because i'm obsessed with this stupid idea. It's just a random locked letter lock sitting on a bench. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF A LETTER LOCK? IT CAN'T EVEN SPELL 'CHRIS'! and why the hell would i want to have my own name as the combination to my lock? Anyways, i input titty. Then, as i'm about to put it down i decide to tug on it. It fucking opens.
who's that immature? really?
Then! I was over at the BU boathouse today--i volunteered to be a lifeguard for the Head of the Charles race this weekend--and i was snoopin' around because it's supposedly the best boathouse on the charles river. I come across this bench and i see that goddamned letterlock on it. I pick it up and start fucking with it because i'm obsessed with this stupid idea. It's just a random locked letter lock sitting on a bench. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF A LETTER LOCK? IT CAN'T EVEN SPELL 'CHRIS'! and why the hell would i want to have my own name as the combination to my lock? Anyways, i input titty. Then, as i'm about to put it down i decide to tug on it. It fucking opens.
who's that immature? really?