Jul 10, 2005 00:09
i think i can master small talk. i just need a little more work. Watch: Hey, how ya doin? What are you drinking? uh huh. me too!
it ain't so bad. it sure must be hard for cory. He can't just do normal small talk, he has to integrate all this foreign language stuff he's been picking up. On top of that, cory has to use body language a lot more just to communicate little things like "i like your hat" or "you smell". It can't be much different then that time jake and i went searching for the reason canadians are so nice in an amusement park with nothing but french-kanucks, or as i like to call them "french-canadians". We searched everywhere, from the top of coasters to the cars with bumpers and we couldn't find jack shit. It's just so hard to communicate when you cant communicate. Do you know what i mean? But holy fuck i want to take a trip somewhere. Maybe germany or something. They make good food. (no jew in oven jokes to be found here). I just want to go on a big fucking trip. How bout star land. Who's in? We can get drunk and play mini-golf.
"You and jake can't do anything without being drunk or high".
I did your mom just fine. MOTHER FUCKER!! No. I'm kidding. i didn't do your mom. i wouldn't waste my dashing good looks and smooth stylee small talk on your mom.