and now for something not thomas jefferson
the military has a weapon that can fire up to and above one million rounds per minute...electronic firing mechanism and controls...no powder, no primer, no casing, no people (that one's a double entendre for you)
the history channel has this show called "the bullet"...i'm watching that because i can't read anymore about thomas jefferson...it helped me realize something...i've become a stupid hippy...the entire show just made me sick, how non-chalantly they talk about "disabling targets"...don't know what i'm going to do with all my dads guns when he leaves them to me and my brother...maybe melt them down into playground equipment
also, it's been about 6 months since i've had any tail other than a big wagging bushy one that slaps me in the face every now and again when i'm sleeping, and it looks like i'm going to get to start bitching about that again now too...ahh the good old days of involuntary celebacy...just hope it doesn't run 6+ years again...maybe i'll start saving up to make an anual trip out to nevada so i won't have to mess with women...can't talk to them without beer, can't talk with beer...god...nothing but trouble
it's a cliche day by the way...in the hay...by the bay...with no say...wish i were gay
that's the problem with lazy genius
you never get around to being appreciated
the history channel has this show called "the bullet"...i'm watching that because i can't read anymore about thomas jefferson...it helped me realize something...i've become a stupid hippy...the entire show just made me sick, how non-chalantly they talk about "disabling targets"...don't know what i'm going to do with all my dads guns when he leaves them to me and my brother...maybe melt them down into playground equipment
also, it's been about 6 months since i've had any tail other than a big wagging bushy one that slaps me in the face every now and again when i'm sleeping, and it looks like i'm going to get to start bitching about that again now too...ahh the good old days of involuntary celebacy...just hope it doesn't run 6+ years again...maybe i'll start saving up to make an anual trip out to nevada so i won't have to mess with women...can't talk to them without beer, can't talk with beer...god...nothing but trouble
it's a cliche day by the way...in the hay...by the bay...with no say...wish i were gay
that's the problem with lazy genius
you never get around to being appreciated