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[dickhertz]

i got this email from my sponsor for the uco democratic socialists

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[meanreds]

I heard Paul was auditioning.

[dickhertz]

ya, and when he gets accepted, all his friends are going to "visit"...and by that, i mean sit around the house upper deckering his roommates toilets, fall guying his roommates, and mooch off the real world house for as long as possible

[meanreds]

I can't wait to watch that. It would be like Puck x 100. They will HATE you!

What is fall guying?

[dickhertz]

the fall guy is a complex procedure where in you sneak into the room of one of the jerks who lives in the house that you're at, take your pants and underwear off, put their pants and underwear on...then shit yourself...get back in your clothes, wad up the filthed pants and underwear, and sneak into the living room and hide it under the couch (or bathroom, or anywhere else in the house really) for the vitims roommates to find...the next day, the jerk's roommates will think he/she shat themselves when they were drunk and tried to hide the evidence...the down side is you just shat yourself and will have to clean up...hence, the fall guy

[meanreds]

Oh, I've been doing that for years, I just didn't have a name for it.