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Its been a while, I've been a lot of places, so here are some things I learned:
10. Never, ever leave me alone in your kitchen if I've been drinking a lot. I will eat anything, and if I can, everything there is. Lock your cheez its up nucka!
9. If a girl you are interested in asks what you think of her, she doesn't want to hear that you think her inability to read or listen to good music (and I use that term loosely, because I listen to some shitty stuff) leads you to question her intelligence.
8. Its possible to hail a cab in NYC just by looking a cab driver in the eyes. I have done this.
7. Quiznos cheese steaks, also known as "stale puke sandwiches", are not worth 15$. This is an awful trick that the people at the Quiznos off 8th avenue pulled on me.
6. I feel safer walking past CBGBs obliterated at 3am than I do any time of day in springfield. (CBGBs is in a really sketchy part of new york. Or was, I should say.)
5. Its not polite to ask a woman with obviously fake knockers if her tits are fake. Don't do this and expect a good reaction. Especially if it's your new neighbor.
4. The MIT parking garage is the shit for longboarding.
3. The priest in little mermaid definitely rips a hard on. My cousin felt that it was of upmost importance that he prove this silly fact to me.
2. Comradery is dead.
1. I just ran out of cigarettes.
10. Never, ever leave me alone in your kitchen if I've been drinking a lot. I will eat anything, and if I can, everything there is. Lock your cheez its up nucka!
9. If a girl you are interested in asks what you think of her, she doesn't want to hear that you think her inability to read or listen to good music (and I use that term loosely, because I listen to some shitty stuff) leads you to question her intelligence.
8. Its possible to hail a cab in NYC just by looking a cab driver in the eyes. I have done this.
7. Quiznos cheese steaks, also known as "stale puke sandwiches", are not worth 15$. This is an awful trick that the people at the Quiznos off 8th avenue pulled on me.
6. I feel safer walking past CBGBs obliterated at 3am than I do any time of day in springfield. (CBGBs is in a really sketchy part of new york. Or was, I should say.)
5. Its not polite to ask a woman with obviously fake knockers if her tits are fake. Don't do this and expect a good reaction. Especially if it's your new neighbor.
4. The MIT parking garage is the shit for longboarding.
3. The priest in little mermaid definitely rips a hard on. My cousin felt that it was of upmost importance that he prove this silly fact to me.
2. Comradery is dead.
1. I just ran out of cigarettes.