Found this is someone's journal here, thought it would be a nice waste of time before I went to bed.
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post one definition it gives you.
1. Your name?
Jasmine
A beautiful white flower.
A scent used for perfume, body lotions and oils or candles,incense etc
A powerful aphrodisiac.
That Jasmine is HOT!
Person1:MMMMM it smells beautiful in here
Person2:That would be Jasmine
"One day when your older Jasmine you'll blossom like the flower you share your name with. "
--All of them were amazing, so here's the link-- 2. Your Age?
20
The age at which one finally feels that the drinking age is actually somewhere in sight.
OOOH Yer 18 BIG FUCKING DEAL!! THat's still a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG way from 21!
3. One of your friends?
Nora
The exact Origins of this name is unclear, some say its a derivative of the word honor, or Honora. But the popular beleif is that it comes from the Hebraic/Arabic word Noour or "Light", correctly translated in means Bright Light.
Also used to describe women of great Beauty, beautiful babies are often named Nora as they believed that the name would give the baby good luck.
Some Scholars say that Nora also means "the enlightened one", "the Beautiful one" and also "the wise one".
in high society most women are named Nora, because the name entitles Nobility, Beauty, Light, Grace and Wit.
What a gift it is to be named under such a glorious name.
David : "Never have i seen beauty such as Nora's"
4. What should you be doing?
Homework.
an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who don't like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep
I was up all night doing that homework... UGH!
5. Favorite colour?
Red
Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption.
So was Red.
I don't run the scams Red, I just process the profits.
Morgan is always so Red in his movies. [One of the sillier answers]
A color of passion. Crimson red, blood red, carnation red, cherry red, fire red, rose red.
Things that are red.
Nectarines, Peaches, Tomatoes, Cherries, Carnations, Cherries, Heart, Blood, Anger.
Karen, had me seeing red today.
6.Birthplace?
Detroit
1.A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border.
2.Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts, but perpetuating stereotypes is better than talking about the good that resides there, huh?
3.Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live.
4.Best water in the world.
1. Hey, I haven't been to Detroit, let along Michigan, but I heard something on the radio about the crime, so that makes me the official expert, tee-hee.
2.Rosedale Park, University District, etc...all great living areas.
3.Random Person 1: Where are you from?
'Detroiter': Westland
Random Person 1: Where?
'Detroiter': Detroit...
7. Month of ya birth?
November
The month Wyclef Jean will tell your girl you will return.
" & I'll be gone to November "
8. Last person you talked to?
Alex
A common name for both males and females coming from Alexander and Alexandra.
Male- lazy, stubborn, passionate, party animal, very loving and affectionate.
Female- stubborn, easily agitated, fiercly loyal, also very affectionate, desires attention, moody, loves being in relationships.
"Alex, come here!" or "What is Alex doing tonight?"
Going by his real name for shits and giggles
David
One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."
9. One of your nicknames?
Jazz
If you gotta ask, you'll never know.
-Louis Armstrong, jazz trumpeter.