Buns in the Oven
For all you facebookers, I need to clear some things up.
First off, I am most definitely NOT pregnant, and definitely not with twins. On Monday I came to work wearing one of those popular maternity style shirts, that I happenED to really like, until Raiden, a first grader blurted out in front of two of my staff, "Are you pregnant?" Kelly and David both burst out laughing, and I had no other option but to hold my stomach out and say, "Yes, with twins. They're kicking, Raiden, do you want to feel?" So for the rest of the week I've been joking about the babies. So that's where my facebook post claiming I was having twins came from.
Tonight just to clear that up I wrote this post: "Diana is not pregnant, but is excited about all the attention she received by pretending. She has decided to start lying about more things." Immediately after that I posted, "Diana got in a horrible car accident." Thinking the joke was really clear I was super surprised to receive a panicked text from Skye less than a minute later asking me if I were ok. I went back to my wall, but didn't see the post where I wrote I had decided to lie more. More comments started coming in, and I quickly put another post up saying I hadn't been in an accident. And now I basically feel and look like a huge jerk.
So ya--I'm ok, and I'm not having any babies. And I really hope this clears the slate so karma doesn't bite me in the ass.
First off, I am most definitely NOT pregnant, and definitely not with twins. On Monday I came to work wearing one of those popular maternity style shirts, that I happenED to really like, until Raiden, a first grader blurted out in front of two of my staff, "Are you pregnant?" Kelly and David both burst out laughing, and I had no other option but to hold my stomach out and say, "Yes, with twins. They're kicking, Raiden, do you want to feel?" So for the rest of the week I've been joking about the babies. So that's where my facebook post claiming I was having twins came from.
Tonight just to clear that up I wrote this post: "Diana is not pregnant, but is excited about all the attention she received by pretending. She has decided to start lying about more things." Immediately after that I posted, "Diana got in a horrible car accident." Thinking the joke was really clear I was super surprised to receive a panicked text from Skye less than a minute later asking me if I were ok. I went back to my wall, but didn't see the post where I wrote I had decided to lie more. More comments started coming in, and I quickly put another post up saying I hadn't been in an accident. And now I basically feel and look like a huge jerk.
So ya--I'm ok, and I'm not having any babies. And I really hope this clears the slate so karma doesn't bite me in the ass.