Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for
chantelli (10 points). Last Monday I gave
vintage_spaz a kidney (1000 points). Last Friday I gave
irisconlon a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1310 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
dicelees