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[dib_wizard]

So, I've been in Egypt for the past few days, and there's quite the contrast between home and here. I mean, it's a lot hotter, for one, but it's definitely a change in pace. Or something.
Dad says that Gaz and I are going home on Wednesday, so I suppose I have some more time to get used to this.

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[dib_wizard]

Geez, how many people can read this? To be honest, I don't think my dad would notice; I could drop off of the face of the earth for years, come back, and he'd ask if look different because I got a haircut.

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[dib_wizard]

That's true; I wonder what I could search for legally...after all, I'd like to refrain from getting arrested again.

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[dib_wizard]

It's a headache, especially when you're innocent. I mean, you have to get a mugshot, and then sit around in jail with a bunch of terrifying, huge guys until your dad's estate pays up for your bail.

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[dib_wizard]

Oh, a friend of yours has been to jail, too?

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[dib_wizard]

Oh, okay. I wasn't allowed to have my mugshot, but my old school had it in my counseling file.

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[dib_wizard]

...How do you make a mugshot look pretty?

Besides, I couldn't; that file was in the counselor's office, somewhere that I didn't like frequenting. My dad refused to let me even see it, thinking it'd just drive me to "a life of crime" or something.

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[dib_wizard]

Oh.

Well, I think he figured that I'd think the mugshot looked cool, and would want to get another one by committing more crimes.

...I did mention my dad's kind of bonkers, right?

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[dib_wizard]

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to make a jab at you or something.