You may have thought your self defenses were unsurpassable, but I have figured you out, ZIM!
What kind of disease are you?
great_invader:
great_invader is caused by sponges.
great_invader: A case of great_invader will cause you to seek out beanie babies as ammunition for a 'bean-induced death ray'.
The cure for great_invader is to act like you're in a bad action film starring Mel Gibson.
Just a trip to Blockbuster away from victory... >D
**EDIT**
What kind of disease are you?
Zim:
Zim is caused by bad television.
Zim disease causes a constant lack of clothing.
The only cure for Zim is to drink fresh spring water from the mystical spring of ixthapa.
Er... well... Sure. O.o Ixthapa...?
*Wraps arms around his clothes defensibly*