Happy Birthday Eliza
I think I'm too in love with myself to let this journal die. It's only great that I update the day before New Year's Eve as I am going to be too wasted to even find my computer tomorrow night. Let's hope it all works out and I find a nice comfortable bed instead of a concrete pavement like last year. The holidays have been wonderful. Christmas didn't feel like Christmas, but maybe that's because I had such a jaded view of it when I was younger. I used to think it was about family, togetherness and appreciating ones life but I was wrong it is about materialism and selfishness. I went over my great uncles house in San Diego. Presents in hand, I walked through the door only to be greeted by a crapload of nieces and nephews who grabbed the boxes out of my hands so fast I almost fell over. Thank You's were forced out of them by their parents, who didn't really seem to care either.
I'm starting to wonder why kids these days are so free to do whatever they want, to say whatever they please. I was watching Maury this morning and there was this kid on there named Sylvester but the cops around town called him Sly. He had 14 page rap sheet, called his mother every curse name in the book, went into Maury's greenroom and stole CDs, money, and trashed the place, smokes, is sexually active, and did I mention he is ten years old. What is wrong with people can we not keep our kids under control? I mean I know it has everything to do with where you live because if you live in a place like the projects you have to know how to defend yourself. But there's a difference between self-defense and attacking your step-dad because he asked you to finish your homework. It's not my place to even say how parents should raise their kids when I don't even have one but come on. I think it's just a little ridiculous. When I was younger it was 'don't speak unless you're spoken to.' Nowadays it's 'fuck you mom you stupid ass bitch whore and let me watch dem fucking cartoons'. I have had enough. I am going to take all of these kids and put them in their place, I swear I will. Cameron's Boot Camp. Seriously.
I went out and bought myself a personal DVD player along with the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD, which I love. Keira Knightley you are a doll. I of course had to buy five copies of S. W. A. T. because it's the best movie in the world. LL Cool J he is so fine it blows my mind, not to mention Colin Farrell. Such a good actor, a little cocky but that goes a long way in show business. Speaking of.. did you know I am doing a movie in 2005 titled W. A. S. P. S.? Obviously a desperate attempt to fulfill my career by trying to be someone like Michelle. Acronyms rock. I'm not even completely sure what W. A. S. P. S. means yet but let me just say it's a bitch to type out. WASPS aside, I am excited about doing the voice overs for Shrek 2. What a great bunch of people to work with, I really have a great time on that set. You just get to experience and try out different things when you're in a studio and you're just standing there in your pajamas. It's you, the microphone and endless possibilities. I surprise myself most of the time with what I can do with such a simple line. When you're filming you have to think of body language, actions, where your hands are, where your feet stand. It's great to get away from that mindset and still be able to produce an outstanding work of art. Can't say enough good things about this project. I'm really thrilled about it.
I am going to try to type this without completely flipping out. Fun with Dick and Jane. 2005. Filming starts soon. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. Words can't express.
I'm starting to wonder why kids these days are so free to do whatever they want, to say whatever they please. I was watching Maury this morning and there was this kid on there named Sylvester but the cops around town called him Sly. He had 14 page rap sheet, called his mother every curse name in the book, went into Maury's greenroom and stole CDs, money, and trashed the place, smokes, is sexually active, and did I mention he is ten years old. What is wrong with people can we not keep our kids under control? I mean I know it has everything to do with where you live because if you live in a place like the projects you have to know how to defend yourself. But there's a difference between self-defense and attacking your step-dad because he asked you to finish your homework. It's not my place to even say how parents should raise their kids when I don't even have one but come on. I think it's just a little ridiculous. When I was younger it was 'don't speak unless you're spoken to.' Nowadays it's 'fuck you mom you stupid ass bitch whore and let me watch dem fucking cartoons'. I have had enough. I am going to take all of these kids and put them in their place, I swear I will. Cameron's Boot Camp. Seriously.
I went out and bought myself a personal DVD player along with the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD, which I love. Keira Knightley you are a doll. I of course had to buy five copies of S. W. A. T. because it's the best movie in the world. LL Cool J he is so fine it blows my mind, not to mention Colin Farrell. Such a good actor, a little cocky but that goes a long way in show business. Speaking of.. did you know I am doing a movie in 2005 titled W. A. S. P. S.? Obviously a desperate attempt to fulfill my career by trying to be someone like Michelle. Acronyms rock. I'm not even completely sure what W. A. S. P. S. means yet but let me just say it's a bitch to type out. WASPS aside, I am excited about doing the voice overs for Shrek 2. What a great bunch of people to work with, I really have a great time on that set. You just get to experience and try out different things when you're in a studio and you're just standing there in your pajamas. It's you, the microphone and endless possibilities. I surprise myself most of the time with what I can do with such a simple line. When you're filming you have to think of body language, actions, where your hands are, where your feet stand. It's great to get away from that mindset and still be able to produce an outstanding work of art. Can't say enough good things about this project. I'm really thrilled about it.
I am going to try to type this without completely flipping out. Fun with Dick and Jane. 2005. Filming starts soon. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. Words can't express.