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Apr 18, 2010 20:49

Sooooo.

Elizabeth?

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destroytheother April 19 2010, 01:53:37 UTC
[He has no idea what to say to this, Kat. :|]

Beg pardon?

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diatomic_life April 19 2010, 01:54:46 UTC
Elizabeth.

You know. Spastic, sweet, a little air-headed?

Very... moralistic?

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destroytheother April 19 2010, 01:58:30 UTC
Yeah. Very, very talkative, too. For fuck's sake.

What about her?

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diatomic_life April 19 2010, 02:00:22 UTC
She seems to think quite a lot of you.

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destroytheother April 19 2010, 02:02:16 UTC
I have that effect on people.

How'd you meet her?

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diatomic_life April 19 2010, 02:03:37 UTC
Apparently she doesn't approve of the way I handle corpses.

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destroytheother April 19 2010, 02:06:30 UTC
There are so many, many ways I can respond to that.

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diatomic_life April 19 2010, 02:10:10 UTC
Oh. 'Grats on the job, by the way.

(You're still not off the hook about the Elizabeth thing.)

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destroytheother April 19 2010, 02:12:33 UTC
Thanks. Figured it was time to expand my horizons. I know you're just dying to see me on a regular basis.

(I didn't think for a second I would be.)

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diatomic_life April 19 2010, 02:16:08 UTC
I'd honestly been wondering where you'd been until I remembered that I've barely left my lab since the Plagues.

I kind of got the crazy and tried to feed my friends poisoned cookies. --not the kill you dead kind of poison. The rainbow projectile vomit kind.

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destroytheother April 19 2010, 02:20:47 UTC
I've been around, mostly taking a few jobs here and there before I landed the right one. Thinking about setting up an underground nightclub with an old associate.

It's part of your charm, though now I know to never accept a cookie from you.

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diatomic_life April 19 2010, 02:26:04 UTC
Hey! I warned them that the cookies were probably poisoned first. ...of course, it didn't help that I was eating them.

It was like Russian Roulette, only without a gun and with a dead Russian demon's cookies.

So, what's it like, sleeping with an angel?

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destroytheother April 19 2010, 02:28:34 UTC
Hey, I'm not about to judge. If they got a head's up then it's their stupidity.

I'm a lot of things but not a hypocrite.

I'd imagine it's fucking heavenly.

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diatomic_life April 19 2010, 02:29:39 UTC
I don't think you need to imagine anything.

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destroytheother April 19 2010, 02:32:33 UTC
You're right, I've fucked angels before. Thought I'd try my hand at being a gentleman.

It's not much different from sleeping with anyone else.

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diatomic_life April 19 2010, 02:35:37 UTC
What do you see in this one, though?

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