Ashley needs....

Oct 24, 2005 16:00


SOoooo bored so I figured since Ashley is such a popular name i could find some good ones...

1)Ashley needs an experienced family
2)Ashley needs a very patient, accepting and loving family that will give her lots
of time, attention and support
3)Ashley needs to move into the wetland so it can expand an
assembly line and have more loading space adjacent to the railroad
4)Ashley needs only to qualify and win the first round to clinch the Title
5)Ashley needs to go: straight to Jesus Christ
6)Ashley needs to keep wearing sexy outfits (like leotards and tights?
7) Ashley needs Madeleine to click as a daughter-in-law as badly as Carson McCullers'
Frankie needed to be The Member of the Wedding
8)Ashley needs to have something in her mouth most of the time
9)Ashley needs to do a little more research on her period, instead of assuming
that 'one size fits all' when it comes to historical England
10)Ashley needs to gain confidence
and "bee-lieve" in her God-given abilities

There was a whole blog entry about what I need...wierd...here they are

ASH needs 50 Dancers! (Yeah all strippers)
Ash needs more contacts (Like I don’t have enough?)
Ash needs regular water (Beer is not a thirst quencher)
ASH NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!!!!!! (I’m so desperate)
Ash needs to be removed from urban areas (Yes send him to the mountains)
Ash needs to be modified (Excuse me?)
Ash needs to be developed (Oh not my man tits please)
Ash needs to be carefully monitored (tick tick)
Ash needs to be matched (With what?)
Ashley needs to chill (You said it)
Ashley needs to go straight to Jesus Christ (Via Greece)
Ashley needs one-on-one attention (I don’t mind 3-somes sometimes) (CALM down!!)
Ashley needs a lot of prayer (Oh you bet)
Ashley needs to keep wearing sexy outfits (like leotards and tights?)
Ashley needs to take MORE PHOTOS (In leotards and tights?))
Ashley needs a guy who’s HOT and sweet (This is a joke right?)

so that was fun and wasted almost 15 minutes of my time...whoo hooo....

But they were funny!
wierd

anyways, Jordan and my 1 year anniversary was last night.....

I HAVE THE MOST AMAZING BOYFRIEND EVER!!!!!!!!! 
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