In the afterlife you'll be heading for serious strife...

[diaphanous]

Note to self:

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[thepartyline]

if my body is a temple and someone is entering that temple and saying 'oh god', does that count?

[diaphanous]

That's blasphemy, you just committed idolatry. You're going to hell, young lady.

Not that the little episode in Kenneth Cole's garage wouldn't have already sent you there. ; )

[thepartyline]

oh jeez... *cringe*

i was being good in there! i swear. t'weren't nothin' too naughty happening in there.

[diaphanous]

You are a lying liar. I have pictures, remember? Picture one - Ben Asslick zipping up his pants. Picture two - a certain 8 Miler with red lipstick smeared in a suspicious pattern around her lips.

Can't play a playa, babe.

[thepartyline]

wait, you have pictures!?!?! hahahah.

i seriously didn't suck anything then!

[diaphanous]

i seriously didn't suck anything then!

I like how you qualified that statement with the word "then". Naughty little trollop.

[thepartyline]

well, what can i say... we 8 milers don't come cheap but we do come easy! or something.

[diaphanous]

No wonder he called you fifteen times afterwards.

[thepartyline]

haha... now i'm remembering the lunacy of it... remember when he called the night i was going to meet spence, and i was just like what.the.FUCK! what an asstard.

i hope he moved to like, nepal or something.