Someone at the corner coffeeshop likes to snip the
Free Will Horoscopes out of the weekly Mercury and tape them to the counter where one waits for their finished coffee drink. I was highly amused by mine this morning:
In my astrological opinion, you need to be an embodiment of wild nature, not an observer and appreciator of wild nature. It's time for you to be a geyser, not an architect who critiques fountains; a bonfire, not a candle-gazer; a horse, not a gambler who bets on the ponies.