What if I Counted the Ways?
1. I cooked a favorite meal for you and asked to rub your feet. You shot me down... but massaged my calves.
2. After convincing you to join me on an outing, I complained about finding a private spot in the park. You calmed me down and got me drunk on pino noir. You know I don't like pino noir- though it does taste sweeter from your tongue.
3. We argued about the wash. So much so, I took off my pants in the public laundrette. You laughed: I'd gone too far... yet again.
4. I cried myself to sleep the night before. You noticed, told me with your eyes. So, I told you all about it.
5. You run into me in public... when I'm museum hopping on Saturdays.
6. You offer me a puff of your cig: I don't smoke.
7. You found me with the last of the gin. I came home to find a fresh bottle, open, my name upon it, and two shots poured from it.
8. We snuggle, and you don't poke me with your boner.
9. I was in the shower. You didn't flush.
10. I unclog the drain of the tub just so you'll be surprised it works.
11. You stayed up through the night, washing dishes. I noticed, said nothing. You deserved appreciation.
12. I buy extra of things you like to eat with no prompting. I like to see you surprised.
13. You allow me to sleep in your lap.
14. You were tanked, out of your mind. I let you scream, rant, and rage. You didn't remember until I showed you the pictures and told you all about it.
15. I came in bawling. You made me smile, even though I didn't want to.
16. You can tell when I'm not sleeping.
17. We still pillow fight.
18. As long as you wash your hands, I don't mind you picking your nose.
19. We snuggle, and you poke me with your boner.
20. I can't recall who stopped counting first.
Happy Valentine's Day,
Love
2. After convincing you to join me on an outing, I complained about finding a private spot in the park. You calmed me down and got me drunk on pino noir. You know I don't like pino noir- though it does taste sweeter from your tongue.
3. We argued about the wash. So much so, I took off my pants in the public laundrette. You laughed: I'd gone too far... yet again.
4. I cried myself to sleep the night before. You noticed, told me with your eyes. So, I told you all about it.
5. You run into me in public... when I'm museum hopping on Saturdays.
6. You offer me a puff of your cig: I don't smoke.
7. You found me with the last of the gin. I came home to find a fresh bottle, open, my name upon it, and two shots poured from it.
8. We snuggle, and you don't poke me with your boner.
9. I was in the shower. You didn't flush.
10. I unclog the drain of the tub just so you'll be surprised it works.
11. You stayed up through the night, washing dishes. I noticed, said nothing. You deserved appreciation.
12. I buy extra of things you like to eat with no prompting. I like to see you surprised.
13. You allow me to sleep in your lap.
14. You were tanked, out of your mind. I let you scream, rant, and rage. You didn't remember until I showed you the pictures and told you all about it.
15. I came in bawling. You made me smile, even though I didn't want to.
16. You can tell when I'm not sleeping.
17. We still pillow fight.
18. As long as you wash your hands, I don't mind you picking your nose.
19. We snuggle, and you poke me with your boner.
20. I can't recall who stopped counting first.
Happy Valentine's Day,
Love