All I really wanted to say in this was "touches the pickle".

[dianelane]

How to Write an Appropriate Post for your Journal

by Diane D. Lane, asterisk-friendly Pulitzer Prize Winner and Oscar-Nominated Actrice.More often than not, the most asinine and inhumane waste of time comprehensible to the Modern Celebrity is the journal entry. Resuming a period of time can just plain drive some kids up shit creek, especially after

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[sigourney_w]

I spell check.

[dianelane]

I'll send you a certificate in the mail.

[sigourney_w]

You're so kind.

[dianelane]

So they say. Personally, I wouldn't settle for anything less than a parade around the streets of 7 major capitals of Europe and then maybe some cake and ice cream with the Dalai Lama in New York City, but hey, that's just me.

[sigourney_w]

What? No whip cream? That's a tragedy.