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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I put gum in teachwriteslash's hair (-12 points). Last Sunday I punched moirariordan in the arm (-10 points). In February I helped bubby_wubby across the street (6 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (304 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
diane_mckay