Sunday Doggerel

[diane_kepler]

A Paean To Perfect Panties:

O perfect pair
of underwear
wherever do you hide?

I've sought for weeks
to find the bin
in which you must reside

You do not sport
a Barbie bow
all candy-pink and lame

And as for all
this scratchy lace
you cannot be to blame

You don't have Spongebob
on your front
or words across your seat

Like "kiss" or "love"
or "naughty girl"
your message is complete

Without the appellations
that some girls deem
cute or clever

And as for stupid Twilight
you don't advertise it --
ever

So panties,
sexy-soft-sublime,
I'll find you someday yet

Or else I'll go commando
I can do it
Wanna bet?