Ten Best Roleplays, Part 1
In honor of our upcoming wedding anniversary, I'd like to reiterate that kinky husbands are the absolute best and that mine is the crème de la crème. Not only is he just as sick as me, but he's sick in all the right ways. Furthermore, he's imaginative as hell, allowing us to create beautiful, wicked things together. Thus, I feel quite justified in presenting
The Ten Best Roleplays EVOR:
10. The Education of a Young Gentleman: There really is a shadowy, international organization that trains men and women for the slave market, really there is, I swear! For this one we made up characters, drew up an application, and met in a local café. Of course we didn't stay there, but you know what I mean.
9. The Succubus: She comes to claim the soul of a wayward seminary student. Did you know that souls are tastier when they struggle?
8. Core Malfunction: It's the near future. A rich geek thinks his newest Japanese robot is a dream come true. But, come on, we live in the post Mary Shelley era. Do these things ever go as planned?
7. Tender and Juicy is the Night: Ahh the undead. And those who hunt them. And those who hunt them but have an unhealthy fascination with them. Ahh.
6. Guerilla Soldier: A revolutionary takes a hostage from the regime she is trying to overthrow. But she's not too focused and her interrogation devolves into one of those lust in a desperate time scenarios. [Ed note: This scene contained the infamous "You're Just a Peasant With a Gun" statement -- a.k.a. The Most Forcefully Delivered Roleplay Line EVOR. Afterwards, we both had to turn our faces away to keep from busting out laughing.)
5. Hellraiser: A dilettante in the Black Arts raises a humaniform demon. He's elated -- until she steps out of his negligently drawn casting circle and comes to get him. [Ed note: Mr. Tungsten asserts that this was the first time he was ever really, scared of me]