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Oh, bloody hell - and that is a quite appropriate curse.
You'd think with all this talk of werewolves I'd have paid more attention to monthly cycles in general.
Is it possible for one's uterus to be trying to gnaw its way out?
There are charms to heal broken bones, suture nearly all imaginable wounds, potion to purge poisons, reverse or remove all the multivariate and potentially spectacular results of stray spells and generally treat any malady that the most macabre imagination could spawn.
Yet, an effective cure for the common menstrual horrors?
Zilch.
And with his usual very unique sense of timing, the latest in the series of 'Things David Stoker Doesn't Want Cluttering Up His Loft, So Sends To The Witch-niece' has arrived. I should never have told him my Transfig score. "See what you can make of these!"
So, I'm now the proud re-owner of a large box of my old summer clothing: Muggle, several years out of date, and - thanks mostly to Susan's sugar-dispensing skills - about a size and a half too small. Great.
Locked to the witches
Does anyone know of any decent remedies for psychotic uteri, well, unco-operative hormones? Aches and pains and all that.
The other point: does anyone have a use for half a trunk of summer clothing? All in decent enough state, but it's not going to fit me any more, so any takers?
Oh, bloody hell - and that is a quite appropriate curse.
You'd think with all this talk of werewolves I'd have paid more attention to monthly cycles in general.
Is it possible for one's uterus to be trying to gnaw its way out?
There are charms to heal broken bones, suture nearly all imaginable wounds, potion to purge poisons, reverse or remove all the multivariate and potentially spectacular results of stray spells and generally treat any malady that the most macabre imagination could spawn.
Yet, an effective cure for the common menstrual horrors?
Zilch.
And with his usual very unique sense of timing, the latest in the series of 'Things David Stoker Doesn't Want Cluttering Up His Loft, So Sends To The Witch-niece' has arrived. I should never have told him my Transfig score. "See what you can make of these!"
So, I'm now the proud re-owner of a large box of my old summer clothing: Muggle, several years out of date, and - thanks mostly to Susan's sugar-dispensing skills - about a size and a half too small. Great.
Locked to the witches
Does anyone know of any decent remedies for psychotic uteri, well, unco-operative hormones? Aches and pains and all that.
The other point: does anyone have a use for half a trunk of summer clothing? All in decent enough state, but it's not going to fit me any more, so any takers?