Because even underworld denizens need stationary.
As you can see, because I was lacking in time and processor cycles for this challenge (most going into the Relocating All The Things exercise), the photos are following a theme. Somewhat similar to the Stuff on My Cat meme, only with the wonderful and very obliging Kelly in place of the cat.
In other news, I had my first swim in the bay today. It's nicely steep, falling away to a good depth quickly, and ohmydeity cold for the first couple of minutes. Good though.