bah rumpadumbum
on my drum.
the house is coming along nicely. it's a weird life i'm living.
i spent the night of friday the 13th in the emergency room. this baby of mine already has a sick sense of humor. everything is ok, but i was on bed rest for over a week. now i have to take it easy or i could be in bed for the whole pregnancy.
it was pretty scary. and the stupid food nazi yelled at me. nobody told me i couldn't eat there. so when i was allowed to eat, i pointed at her and i shoved all my crunchy cheetos in my mouth at once. dumb bitch.
mr. and mrs. baker are doing well together.
making plans.
sticking to them.
having fun.
playing house.
[ps. i'm mrs. baker]
:GASP:
the house is coming along nicely. it's a weird life i'm living.
i spent the night of friday the 13th in the emergency room. this baby of mine already has a sick sense of humor. everything is ok, but i was on bed rest for over a week. now i have to take it easy or i could be in bed for the whole pregnancy.
it was pretty scary. and the stupid food nazi yelled at me. nobody told me i couldn't eat there. so when i was allowed to eat, i pointed at her and i shoved all my crunchy cheetos in my mouth at once. dumb bitch.
mr. and mrs. baker are doing well together.
making plans.
sticking to them.
having fun.
playing house.
[ps. i'm mrs. baker]
:GASP: