Where Babies Come From
Rating: PG
Fandom: Runaways
Characters: Steins, Geoffrey Wilder, Alex Wilder
Prompt: Laughter
Notes: Table 15 of the 5x10 Prompts challenge.
Disclaimer: This is me owning nothing.
Summary: There are some conversations that simply require the ingredient of 'Little Kid'.
"Chase’s daddy is eating his mommy’s head!"
Geoffrey took a long look at his son and said, "What?"
"Chase’s daddy is eating his mommy’s head!"
Odd images popped into his mind. "Where are Chase’s mommy and daddy?"
Alex grabbed the hem of his blazer and pulled him into the Dean’s kitchen. Victor and Janet were, indeed, there, and Victor was kissing her, long and slow.
"Jesus, do you have to do that in front of the kids?" Geoffrey demanded.
"I don’t know," Victor replied, annoyed. "Do you kids have to come in here?"
Janet blushed and separated herself from him. "Go the hell away."
Alex giggled and ran off to find Chase and inform him that his daddy was eating his mommy’s head.
Geoffrey treated them to an annoyed look. "You know, the kids don’t need to learn where babies come from by watching you two."
"Shut up."
Victor pulled Janet back to him and returned to kissing her. Geoffrey left to find the kids, rolling his eyes.
Fandom: Runaways
Characters: Steins, Geoffrey Wilder, Alex Wilder
Prompt: Laughter
Notes: Table 15 of the 5x10 Prompts challenge.
Disclaimer: This is me owning nothing.
Summary: There are some conversations that simply require the ingredient of 'Little Kid'.
"Chase’s daddy is eating his mommy’s head!"
Geoffrey took a long look at his son and said, "What?"
"Chase’s daddy is eating his mommy’s head!"
Odd images popped into his mind. "Where are Chase’s mommy and daddy?"
Alex grabbed the hem of his blazer and pulled him into the Dean’s kitchen. Victor and Janet were, indeed, there, and Victor was kissing her, long and slow.
"Jesus, do you have to do that in front of the kids?" Geoffrey demanded.
"I don’t know," Victor replied, annoyed. "Do you kids have to come in here?"
Janet blushed and separated herself from him. "Go the hell away."
Alex giggled and ran off to find Chase and inform him that his daddy was eating his mommy’s head.
Geoffrey treated them to an annoyed look. "You know, the kids don’t need to learn where babies come from by watching you two."
"Shut up."
Victor pulled Janet back to him and returned to kissing her. Geoffrey left to find the kids, rolling his eyes.