Car Trouble
Rating: PG
Fandom: Young Avengers
Characters: Wiccan, Hulkling, Patriot, a particulary problematic car
Notes: Fanfic100 prompt #72-Fixed
Disclaimer: This is me owning nothing.
072: Fixed
"Can’t we just wake Billy up?"
"No. Leave him alone. He hasn’t slept in three days."
"He can go back to sleep."
"Hand me that screwdriver and shut up, Eli."
"Look, Teddy, I’m just sayin’."
"And I’m sayin’ ‘hand me that screwdriver.’"
"He could do this in ten seconds."
"He is asleep and you will shut up.
"It would be so much easier and save us so much time."
"Abso-fucking-lutely not. You are not using my boyfriend to save time. You are handing me that ratchet."
"…I’m just sayin.’"
"Shut up and try the car."