Making a List
Rating: PG
Fandom: Young Avengers
Characters: Wiccan, Hulkling, Hawkeye
Notes: Fanfic100 prompt #83-And
Disclaimer: This is me owning nothing.
083: And
"You two may add the den and the roof to your list of places not to make out when Captain America is here," Kate informed Billy and Teddy.
"What about you and Eli?" Billy demanded, more than a bit offended. "And we never made out in the den."
"We have also been instructed to add these places to our list. Also, we have never made out on the roof," Kate replied.
"Cassie and Vision?"
"I don’t think he’s figured them out yet. They’re much better at not getting caught than we are."
Billy rolled his eyes and mentally ticked off the list.
"That leaves our rooms, all hallways, bathrooms, the windowseat on the fifth floor, and… The kitchen table," he said.
"Kitchen is banned."
"But he treats the table like a separate entity, so it isn’t."
Kate rolled her eyes. "Whatever. He hasn’t banned sex on the floor yet, either, but you can bet he will if he catches someone. Just know that I will no longer be eating food that has been on this table."
Billy grinned and dragged Teddy up onto the furniture in question.
Fandom: Young Avengers
Characters: Wiccan, Hulkling, Hawkeye
Notes: Fanfic100 prompt #83-And
Disclaimer: This is me owning nothing.
083: And
"You two may add the den and the roof to your list of places not to make out when Captain America is here," Kate informed Billy and Teddy.
"What about you and Eli?" Billy demanded, more than a bit offended. "And we never made out in the den."
"We have also been instructed to add these places to our list. Also, we have never made out on the roof," Kate replied.
"Cassie and Vision?"
"I don’t think he’s figured them out yet. They’re much better at not getting caught than we are."
Billy rolled his eyes and mentally ticked off the list.
"That leaves our rooms, all hallways, bathrooms, the windowseat on the fifth floor, and… The kitchen table," he said.
"Kitchen is banned."
"But he treats the table like a separate entity, so it isn’t."
Kate rolled her eyes. "Whatever. He hasn’t banned sex on the floor yet, either, but you can bet he will if he catches someone. Just know that I will no longer be eating food that has been on this table."
Billy grinned and dragged Teddy up onto the furniture in question.