My life
Were you a planned baby?:
*Haha! Yeah, sure. My mom REALLY wanted to have a 2 year old, a one year old and be pregnant with another! Can we say "Oops...my B?"
Were you the first?
*I wish. I could've RAN that family ten times better than Danny. Stupid middle child syndrome...
Who was present at your birth?:
*Let's see...NOT A DOCTOR! That's right, I was born in a HALLWAY since it was New Year's Eve and my doc said "nah...she'll be fine" So I had 2 boot-leg nurses that wouldnt even touch me. And was FF even there? He was probably golfing!
Were your parents married when you were born?:
*haha...now when you say "married..."
What is your birth date?:
*First to arrive in 85! 1/1/85
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family?:
*Oh dear...Let's see...all I can say is if we had our own reality TV show....every other show on television would stop airing! We'd DOMINATE! We've got drama (have you ever heard of a "dog-napping? Yeah....think about it...), suspense (LOOK out if you mess with one of us...we roll DEEP. Making the girls cry will only get your car windows smashed in), comedy (You've never skinny-dipped on a frozen pond....and filmed it...only to watch at Christmas?), confusion (How long can you go until a colostomy bag pops?), and crime (yeah, we successfully planned and executed stealing our Christmas Tree from a gas station one year) My family rocks my socks!
Are your parents married?
*now when you say "married"....haha. Beats me. But FF wants her back....what?!
Siblings or an only child?:
*In my dreams, mom actually DID sell me to that rich, Jewish couple. I'd be living like a PRINCESS right now! But no....I'm #3 of 5...dang.
What are your siblings names and ages?:
*Danny "the partner in crime" brother 25
Deanna "the partner in clubs" 24
Mandy "the cool Felix" 20
Julie "the genius" 18
Which parent do you get along with best?
*Ah...I would have to go with mommy on this one. Seeing that FF kicked us out one at a time. Yeah, probably MommaDukes
What do you fight about?:
*"Mom, no you can NOT skinny dip wherever you want....and put that tequila away!"
Do you have step parents?:
*No but I have side parents....like Bondo and Mama Camelio...do they count? Say no, and I swear Bondo will slice your face off ...
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?
*Making 'best friends forever 'is pretty much my favorite thing ever.
What do you like to do when you are together?
*oh my. Let's do a run down....play poker with soy sauce shots, have intense eating battles, make our own music videos, have RIDICULOUSLY heated battles in simple board games, make up fake identities, CAMP, and play the red light game in the car. You know, normal stuff like that.
Do you share the same interests?:
*Uh....who else would put up with those things?
Which friend can you tell anything to?:
*Flippin all of my friends, hello! Don't you know what a BEST FRIEND FOREVER is? I don't think you do, TOM, you myspace whore!
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?:
*I CAN DO ANYTHING....WOOO HOOO...except get taller.
Do you get depressed about things easily?:
*WHY DID ROSES CAFE TAKE AWAY DESSERT??? COME ON!
Are you an extrovert or and introvert?
*I like cheesecake. I like to lick it off the outside of my lips but keep it on the inside of my tummy.
Are you happy?:
*LIKE A CLAM!
Do you live life to the fullest?:
*Sometimes I eat so much a puke (literally)
Sometimes I drink so much I do that too
And sometimes I do other silly things that make me puke like eat balls of wasabi or finadenni.
Full is what I do.
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?:
*Body by Trench. Don't mess with this STEEL!
What would you change about your appearance if you could?
*Could I get like a tail that I could use to balance on or hit people that are standing too close? Then I could put it away real quick and be like "Holy Crap! What was that?!!" as I look around all confused with them.
Do you have any piercings besides your ears?:
*I got 2 belly buttons and a tongue. Rebel at heart. Watch out, I'm crazy.
Describe your hair:
*Nah, I'll let my student describe it..."Ms Felix, why is your hair curly everyday? Well....not really curly. More like .....messy."
What make-up do you wear?
*BARE ESSETUALS IS THE GREATEST! It will change your life!
How do you dress?
*Can I pick "interestingly loud yet sloppy?" ROCK ON, BELL SHIRT!
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?
*haha....what? You never made White Rain commercials? Or were a chunky gymnast? Or peed your pants WAY too often? Or tried and walk home from Vermont? Get with it...
What did you use to love that you no longer do?
*I remember eating the top part off of matches. I probably shouldnt have done that....or shared that either. Dang.
Do you have the same friends?
*Fab 5 for life! And I'm STILL trying to get rid of Tony. Heffa NEVER gets the hint!
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?
* Did you see my brother's tattoo on his butt? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LORD RESTORE MY VISION! I'm scarred for life!
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?
*To be happy!
Do you want to get married?
*To the man of my dreams and he could build me a treehouse, a tikki bar and cakes. I love cake.
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?
*Do I have to brush my teeth or groom myself? Outdoor me, baby!
What is your favorite season:
*Winter. You need to "prepare" for it by gaining AT LEAST ten pounds. AND you dont really have to shave. Sorry hunny man... :)
Do you like walking in the rain?
*Heck yeah....bonus if its raining gumdrops....mmmmmm
Part 9: Food (YES!)
Are you a vegetarian?
*I've eaten animals one should never eat....shutter.
What is your favorite food?
*Oh my! Mangoes, rice, Miracle Whip, the chocolate chip cookie dough in the ice cream, honey turkey, ROSES CAFE!, blueberries, CHEESECAKE, Vermont Extra Sharp Cheddar Cheese, anything free, Almond Joys, Roman's delicious parrot fish, spaghetti with extra pepper, anything Chris' Dad cooks (drool), Did I mention anything free? :)
What food makes you want to gag?
*Now this one isn't so easy to answer. Dang, I'm a heffa. Liver.
What is your favorite dessert?:
*I can't even answer this ridiculous question. What sick anoerexic created this quiz? One dessert.....
What is your favorite restaurant?
*ROSES!!!!! YOU KNOW THIS!
Are you a fussy eater?
*Very much so.
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?
*Its definitely right up there with Cheesecake.
Do you believe in love at first sight?:
*Have you seen the cheesecakes at the Cheesecake Factory???? Of course I do!
Part 11: Experiences
What was one of your greatest experiences?
*Wow. I feel like there are a lot of these. Beg/Borrow/Steal Christmas, actually ANY family event, beating Kathy in a 6K (that's right!) brother/sister/sister/sister shots, being potty trained, all my crazy travel adventures, crazy nights in Saipan, meeting Oprah. Ok, thst last one was a blatant lie...but I AM potty trained, I swear!
What was one of your worst?
*throwing up all that X-Lax my brother put in the 2 Liter of Sprite that I was dared to drink. THE WHOLE THING! Bastard...
No wait....WISDOM TEETH! Wow, that SUCKED! 3 days....YEAH RIGHT! I was drooling and bruised for weeks!
Have you ever done drugs?
*Drugs are whack. Wickity whack. I'm high off LIFE! WOOOO!
Have you ever thought you were going to die?
*I feel like my guardian angel works WAY too much. He DEFINITELY needs a vacation!
Have you ever suffered from depression?
*Chris left and I nearly killed myself. I ate a cheesecake instead. Thanks Babe! :)
*Haha! Yeah, sure. My mom REALLY wanted to have a 2 year old, a one year old and be pregnant with another! Can we say "Oops...my B?"
Were you the first?
*I wish. I could've RAN that family ten times better than Danny. Stupid middle child syndrome...
Who was present at your birth?:
*Let's see...NOT A DOCTOR! That's right, I was born in a HALLWAY since it was New Year's Eve and my doc said "nah...she'll be fine" So I had 2 boot-leg nurses that wouldnt even touch me. And was FF even there? He was probably golfing!
Were your parents married when you were born?:
*haha...now when you say "married..."
What is your birth date?:
*First to arrive in 85! 1/1/85
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family?:
*Oh dear...Let's see...all I can say is if we had our own reality TV show....every other show on television would stop airing! We'd DOMINATE! We've got drama (have you ever heard of a "dog-napping? Yeah....think about it...), suspense (LOOK out if you mess with one of us...we roll DEEP. Making the girls cry will only get your car windows smashed in), comedy (You've never skinny-dipped on a frozen pond....and filmed it...only to watch at Christmas?), confusion (How long can you go until a colostomy bag pops?), and crime (yeah, we successfully planned and executed stealing our Christmas Tree from a gas station one year) My family rocks my socks!
Are your parents married?
*now when you say "married"....haha. Beats me. But FF wants her back....what?!
Siblings or an only child?:
*In my dreams, mom actually DID sell me to that rich, Jewish couple. I'd be living like a PRINCESS right now! But no....I'm #3 of 5...dang.
What are your siblings names and ages?:
*Danny "the partner in crime" brother 25
Deanna "the partner in clubs" 24
Mandy "the cool Felix" 20
Julie "the genius" 18
Which parent do you get along with best?
*Ah...I would have to go with mommy on this one. Seeing that FF kicked us out one at a time. Yeah, probably MommaDukes
What do you fight about?:
*"Mom, no you can NOT skinny dip wherever you want....and put that tequila away!"
Do you have step parents?:
*No but I have side parents....like Bondo and Mama Camelio...do they count? Say no, and I swear Bondo will slice your face off ...
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?
*Making 'best friends forever 'is pretty much my favorite thing ever.
What do you like to do when you are together?
*oh my. Let's do a run down....play poker with soy sauce shots, have intense eating battles, make our own music videos, have RIDICULOUSLY heated battles in simple board games, make up fake identities, CAMP, and play the red light game in the car. You know, normal stuff like that.
Do you share the same interests?:
*Uh....who else would put up with those things?
Which friend can you tell anything to?:
*Flippin all of my friends, hello! Don't you know what a BEST FRIEND FOREVER is? I don't think you do, TOM, you myspace whore!
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?:
*I CAN DO ANYTHING....WOOO HOOO...except get taller.
Do you get depressed about things easily?:
*WHY DID ROSES CAFE TAKE AWAY DESSERT??? COME ON!
Are you an extrovert or and introvert?
*I like cheesecake. I like to lick it off the outside of my lips but keep it on the inside of my tummy.
Are you happy?:
*LIKE A CLAM!
Do you live life to the fullest?:
*Sometimes I eat so much a puke (literally)
Sometimes I drink so much I do that too
And sometimes I do other silly things that make me puke like eat balls of wasabi or finadenni.
Full is what I do.
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?:
*Body by Trench. Don't mess with this STEEL!
What would you change about your appearance if you could?
*Could I get like a tail that I could use to balance on or hit people that are standing too close? Then I could put it away real quick and be like "Holy Crap! What was that?!!" as I look around all confused with them.
Do you have any piercings besides your ears?:
*I got 2 belly buttons and a tongue. Rebel at heart. Watch out, I'm crazy.
Describe your hair:
*Nah, I'll let my student describe it..."Ms Felix, why is your hair curly everyday? Well....not really curly. More like .....messy."
What make-up do you wear?
*BARE ESSETUALS IS THE GREATEST! It will change your life!
How do you dress?
*Can I pick "interestingly loud yet sloppy?" ROCK ON, BELL SHIRT!
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?
*haha....what? You never made White Rain commercials? Or were a chunky gymnast? Or peed your pants WAY too often? Or tried and walk home from Vermont? Get with it...
What did you use to love that you no longer do?
*I remember eating the top part off of matches. I probably shouldnt have done that....or shared that either. Dang.
Do you have the same friends?
*Fab 5 for life! And I'm STILL trying to get rid of Tony. Heffa NEVER gets the hint!
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?
* Did you see my brother's tattoo on his butt? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LORD RESTORE MY VISION! I'm scarred for life!
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?
*To be happy!
Do you want to get married?
*To the man of my dreams and he could build me a treehouse, a tikki bar and cakes. I love cake.
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?
*Do I have to brush my teeth or groom myself? Outdoor me, baby!
What is your favorite season:
*Winter. You need to "prepare" for it by gaining AT LEAST ten pounds. AND you dont really have to shave. Sorry hunny man... :)
Do you like walking in the rain?
*Heck yeah....bonus if its raining gumdrops....mmmmmm
Part 9: Food (YES!)
Are you a vegetarian?
*I've eaten animals one should never eat....shutter.
What is your favorite food?
*Oh my! Mangoes, rice, Miracle Whip, the chocolate chip cookie dough in the ice cream, honey turkey, ROSES CAFE!, blueberries, CHEESECAKE, Vermont Extra Sharp Cheddar Cheese, anything free, Almond Joys, Roman's delicious parrot fish, spaghetti with extra pepper, anything Chris' Dad cooks (drool), Did I mention anything free? :)
What food makes you want to gag?
*Now this one isn't so easy to answer. Dang, I'm a heffa. Liver.
What is your favorite dessert?:
*I can't even answer this ridiculous question. What sick anoerexic created this quiz? One dessert.....
What is your favorite restaurant?
*ROSES!!!!! YOU KNOW THIS!
Are you a fussy eater?
*Very much so.
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?
*Its definitely right up there with Cheesecake.
Do you believe in love at first sight?:
*Have you seen the cheesecakes at the Cheesecake Factory???? Of course I do!
Part 11: Experiences
What was one of your greatest experiences?
*Wow. I feel like there are a lot of these. Beg/Borrow/Steal Christmas, actually ANY family event, beating Kathy in a 6K (that's right!) brother/sister/sister/sister shots, being potty trained, all my crazy travel adventures, crazy nights in Saipan, meeting Oprah. Ok, thst last one was a blatant lie...but I AM potty trained, I swear!
What was one of your worst?
*throwing up all that X-Lax my brother put in the 2 Liter of Sprite that I was dared to drink. THE WHOLE THING! Bastard...
No wait....WISDOM TEETH! Wow, that SUCKED! 3 days....YEAH RIGHT! I was drooling and bruised for weeks!
Have you ever done drugs?
*Drugs are whack. Wickity whack. I'm high off LIFE! WOOOO!
Have you ever thought you were going to die?
*I feel like my guardian angel works WAY too much. He DEFINITELY needs a vacation!
Have you ever suffered from depression?
*Chris left and I nearly killed myself. I ate a cheesecake instead. Thanks Babe! :)