May 29, 2008 22:12
I Googled my name (as it appears on my birth certificate) and found several pages of results, but only 1 of them was about me, related to a copyright registration circa 2001 for one of my songs. The rest of the results consisted of:
-an athlete from New York University
-salsa instructor
-somebody who got charged for assault
-"a bitch who loves to text"
-somebody on Facebook (which I have never used)
-a completely different girl from the same Mexican city I was born in
-a Playboy Cyber Girl with nude photos and videos on Dutch web sites
SO NOT ME!! Now I'm worried if anyone has ever Googled me and though I was one of hose people; apparently my given name is not as unusual as I thought it was..
Yours in paranoia,
DD