Fanmix: South Park - Cartman/Kyle - Hate You More
Medium: Television
Fandom: South Park
Subject: Eric Cartman/Kyle Broflovksi
Title: Hate You More
Warnings: The usual with these two: Language, sexual references, disturbing themes, etc. (To clarify: They are meant to be significantly older here than in the series.)
Notes: More songs about hate, sex, and the thin line between the two. I think of this as kind of a companion to my first Cartman/Kyle fanmix (and actually, I started this one right after that one and left in on the backburner all of this time). Somehow, this one managed to be even darker! What can I say? That's just what this pairing does to me. Credit for the artwork on the cover goes to the eternally amazing Tsuda. Enjoy!
Kyle \\ Platypus (I Hate You), by Green Day
No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it and you don't care
'Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you
All the things you want to hear
'Cause I hate you, 'cause I hate you,
'Cause I hate you, 'cause I hate you
Dickhead, fuckface
Cock-smoking, mother-fucking
Asshole, dirty twat
Waste of semen,
I hope you die!
Cartman \\ Satin In a Coffin, by Modest Mouse
You were laying on the carpet
Like you're satin in a coffin.
You said, "Do you believe what you're sayin'?"
Yeah right now, but not that often.
Are you dead or are you sleepin'?
Are you dead or are you sleepin'?
Are you dead or are you sleepin'?
God, I sure hope you are dead.
Kyle \\ Comfortable Liar, by Chevelle
Broad, is the sea
The salts enters the wounds
My take on you is simple
Time spent waiting offshore
The calm before the storm
My take from you is simple
You're such a comfortable liar
Cartman \\ The Shower Scene, by Brand New
It's funny how your worst enemies always seem to
Turn out to be all of your
Best friend's best friends
But I folded and I told
These aren't things I saved to sing you
But I folded, I told
So draw or throw and I will explode
It's time for you to choose
The bullet or the chapstick
And you are far too cute or whatever he said
Kyle \\ I Don't Care, by Apocalyptica (Feat. Adam Gontier)
I try to make you see my side,
I always try to stay in line,
But your eyes see right through,
That's all they do
I'm getting buried in this place,
I've got no room, you're in my face,
Don't say anything, just go away
If you were dead or still alive,
I don't care, I don't care
Just go and leave this all behind,
'Cause I swear (I swear)
I don't care
Cartman \\ Eyes On Fire, by Blue Foundation
I'm taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
I won't soothe your pain
I won't ease your strain
You'll be waiting in vain
I've got nothing for you to gain
Kyle \\ Battle For the Sun, by Placebo
I will battle for the sun
And I won't stop until I'm done
You are getting in the way
And I have nothing left to say
I will brush off all the dirt
And I will pretend it didn't hurt
You are a black and heavy weight
And I will not participate
Dream brother, my killer, my lover
Cartman \\ Hatefuck, by The Bravery
If I put my hands around your wrists
Would you fight them?
If I put my fingers in your mouth
Would you bite them?
So many things that I would do
If I had my way with you
And there will be no tenderness
No tenderness
There will be no tenderness
No tenderness
I will show no mercy for you
You had no mercy for me
The only thing that I ask:
Love me mercilessly
Kyle \\ The Difference Between Medicine and Poison is the Dose, by Circa Survive
Well don't call me by my full name
All this is temporary
It feels much better to know
That you won't feel a thing
Well don't talk about it
Write it down
But don't ask for help
I can't be honest with even myself
Did you ever wish you were somebody else?
Cartman \\ Pretty When You Cry, by VAST
You're made of my rib, oh baby
You're made of my sin
And I can't tell where your lust ends
And where your love begins
I didn't want to hurt you, baby
I didn't want to hurt you
I didn't want to hurt you
But you're pretty when you cry
Kyle \\ Me, I'm Not by Nirvana
I can't shut it off
This thing I've begun
And it's hard to tell
Just where it's coming from
And it's hard to see
What I'm capable of
And it's hard to believe
Just what I've become
Hey, can we stop?
Me, I'm not
Cartman \\ It's Warmer In the Basement, by Cobra Starship
Don't be upset now
You know I get angry too
Don't make me hurt you
It's true, no one hears you in this room
This is what you get
When you're talking back baby
I never bounce a check
So give it up baby
Open up your eyes
I want to watch you cry
Come on, come on
The camera's on
Kyle \\ Bloodsport, by Sneaker Pimps
I want to be a kid again
Combed down hair and Sunday best
See me staying out bunking school
Knowing wrong from right just rules
I wish I'd never seen your face
"Better door than window" phase
I need an echo not your praise
Straying from the point you nailed
My mother, my mother, my mother never told me
Love is just a blood sport, love is just a blood sport
Cartman \\ I Can't Decide, by Scissor Sisters
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
Cartman & Kyle \\ I Hate You, by Sick Puppies
Every time I end up breaking you
You change into something worth keeping
Every time I'm close to saving you
You grow into a sin worth believing
You're everything I ever wanted
But it's never enough, you're never enough
I hate you when you're gone
I hate you turn me on
I hate the way I need you when I don't know where you are
I love it even more when I find you on the floor
I know you think you hate me
But I will always hate you more
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Fandom: South Park
Subject: Eric Cartman/Kyle Broflovksi
Title: Hate You More
Warnings: The usual with these two: Language, sexual references, disturbing themes, etc. (To clarify: They are meant to be significantly older here than in the series.)
Notes: More songs about hate, sex, and the thin line between the two. I think of this as kind of a companion to my first Cartman/Kyle fanmix (and actually, I started this one right after that one and left in on the backburner all of this time). Somehow, this one managed to be even darker! What can I say? That's just what this pairing does to me. Credit for the artwork on the cover goes to the eternally amazing Tsuda. Enjoy!
Kyle \\ Platypus (I Hate You), by Green Day
No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it and you don't care
'Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you
All the things you want to hear
'Cause I hate you, 'cause I hate you,
'Cause I hate you, 'cause I hate you
Dickhead, fuckface
Cock-smoking, mother-fucking
Asshole, dirty twat
Waste of semen,
I hope you die!
Cartman \\ Satin In a Coffin, by Modest Mouse
You were laying on the carpet
Like you're satin in a coffin.
You said, "Do you believe what you're sayin'?"
Yeah right now, but not that often.
Are you dead or are you sleepin'?
Are you dead or are you sleepin'?
Are you dead or are you sleepin'?
God, I sure hope you are dead.
Kyle \\ Comfortable Liar, by Chevelle
Broad, is the sea
The salts enters the wounds
My take on you is simple
Time spent waiting offshore
The calm before the storm
My take from you is simple
You're such a comfortable liar
Cartman \\ The Shower Scene, by Brand New
It's funny how your worst enemies always seem to
Turn out to be all of your
Best friend's best friends
But I folded and I told
These aren't things I saved to sing you
But I folded, I told
So draw or throw and I will explode
It's time for you to choose
The bullet or the chapstick
And you are far too cute or whatever he said
Kyle \\ I Don't Care, by Apocalyptica (Feat. Adam Gontier)
I try to make you see my side,
I always try to stay in line,
But your eyes see right through,
That's all they do
I'm getting buried in this place,
I've got no room, you're in my face,
Don't say anything, just go away
If you were dead or still alive,
I don't care, I don't care
Just go and leave this all behind,
'Cause I swear (I swear)
I don't care
Cartman \\ Eyes On Fire, by Blue Foundation
I'm taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
I won't soothe your pain
I won't ease your strain
You'll be waiting in vain
I've got nothing for you to gain
Kyle \\ Battle For the Sun, by Placebo
I will battle for the sun
And I won't stop until I'm done
You are getting in the way
And I have nothing left to say
I will brush off all the dirt
And I will pretend it didn't hurt
You are a black and heavy weight
And I will not participate
Dream brother, my killer, my lover
Cartman \\ Hatefuck, by The Bravery
If I put my hands around your wrists
Would you fight them?
If I put my fingers in your mouth
Would you bite them?
So many things that I would do
If I had my way with you
And there will be no tenderness
No tenderness
There will be no tenderness
No tenderness
I will show no mercy for you
You had no mercy for me
The only thing that I ask:
Love me mercilessly
Kyle \\ The Difference Between Medicine and Poison is the Dose, by Circa Survive
Well don't call me by my full name
All this is temporary
It feels much better to know
That you won't feel a thing
Well don't talk about it
Write it down
But don't ask for help
I can't be honest with even myself
Did you ever wish you were somebody else?
Cartman \\ Pretty When You Cry, by VAST
You're made of my rib, oh baby
You're made of my sin
And I can't tell where your lust ends
And where your love begins
I didn't want to hurt you, baby
I didn't want to hurt you
I didn't want to hurt you
But you're pretty when you cry
Kyle \\ Me, I'm Not by Nirvana
I can't shut it off
This thing I've begun
And it's hard to tell
Just where it's coming from
And it's hard to see
What I'm capable of
And it's hard to believe
Just what I've become
Hey, can we stop?
Me, I'm not
Cartman \\ It's Warmer In the Basement, by Cobra Starship
Don't be upset now
You know I get angry too
Don't make me hurt you
It's true, no one hears you in this room
This is what you get
When you're talking back baby
I never bounce a check
So give it up baby
Open up your eyes
I want to watch you cry
Come on, come on
The camera's on
Kyle \\ Bloodsport, by Sneaker Pimps
I want to be a kid again
Combed down hair and Sunday best
See me staying out bunking school
Knowing wrong from right just rules
I wish I'd never seen your face
"Better door than window" phase
I need an echo not your praise
Straying from the point you nailed
My mother, my mother, my mother never told me
Love is just a blood sport, love is just a blood sport
Cartman \\ I Can't Decide, by Scissor Sisters
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
Cartman & Kyle \\ I Hate You, by Sick Puppies
Every time I end up breaking you
You change into something worth keeping
Every time I'm close to saving you
You grow into a sin worth believing
You're everything I ever wanted
But it's never enough, you're never enough
I hate you when you're gone
I hate you turn me on
I hate the way I need you when I don't know where you are
I love it even more when I find you on the floor
I know you think you hate me
But I will always hate you more
[ complete mix + cover art ]
sendspace (.rar) \ \ megaupload (.rar) \ \ sendspace (.zip)