My monkey hates this caviar!
Please note that instead of spamming you with 11 separate posts, I've compiled all the spam into 1 MASSIVE POST OF RANDOM. Sorry.
+ WOW I haven't used this icon to head a post in AGES! (this should be a clue to how the rest of this post is gonna go)
+ OH COMMUNITY, YOU'RE FINALLY BACK!! ~*~~TWIRLS~~*~
+ This is what I looked like when santiago informed me that Mitchell/Morgana was being flailed about over the interwebs: o.O...???....!!! B/C OMG WUT?? IT WOULD BE RIDICULOUSLY HOT & AMAZING! If anyone has come across fanwork of any kind, PLZ INFORM ME IMMEDIATELY!
+ Constantin Film AG, the company that produced the german film Downfall - source of so many delightful "Angry Hitler" video memes - has begun a crusade to remove all OH NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGED VIDEO CONTENT of their film from YouTube, because they are FUN VAMPIRES and are determined to kill an entire planet's buzz. Quick! Watch a very meta "Angry Hitler" parody, because who knows how long it will be up!
+ I had a dream last night where Richard Armitage and I were kept apart by my brother (who doesn't actually exist), and b/c he and Richard were long-time bffs I was ~OFF LIMITS~, and Richard was all "ALAS I CAN'T GO AGAINST MY BEST MATE". We shared hidden flirtatious glances of ~forbidden love & woe~, and then for some reason Richard was all "Fuck this" and sent me srsly awesome messages on my phone and then we met up and drove somewhere - and then my dream decided it would be cool to go off on some srsly bizarre tangent involving hanging out with Julia Roberts and Alyssa Milano BEFORE GIVING ME A CHANCE TO GET TO THE GOOD STUFF W/ RARMITAGE! D< And then me and my roommate went to some sleepover with 100 random girls that showcased 13 year old musical guests, and JC Chasez showed up and started whining about how the girl he's seeing gets treated like shit b/c she's not in show business and then he asked me if I wanted anything but I was all "NO I'M GOOD THANKS" - b/c even when meeting one of my pre-teen crushes in a dream I'M STILL LAME.
This is what happens when I watch this "Hazy Shade of Winter" Lucas North vid before going to bed.
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For this meme, comment with "Letter me, baby!" and I'll give you a letter, with which you will then name ten items that you love, beginning with said letter. (Be warned - you could get "Z" because I am mean.)
hobbitofkobol gave me the letter "R"
1. Richard Armitage
2. Ryan Atwood, the o.c.
3. robin hood (the show, not so much the character :/)
4. Ryan Adams
5. "Rabbit Heart" by florence + the machine
6. Rollercoasters
7. The Reluctant Fundamentalist, by Mohsin Hamid
8. Richard "The Seeker" Rahl, legend of the seeker
9. Ros Myers, spooks
10. Rome, Italy
+ Ship meme snagged from santiago
6 I love:
#1 Ryan/Taylor, the o.c.
#2 Veronica/Logan, veronica mars
#3 Annie/Mitchell, being human
#4 Annie/Jeff, community
#5 Jackie/Hyde, that 70s show
#6 Booth/Brennan, bones
3 I like:
#7 Guy/Marian robin hood (AU ONLY)
#8 Cassie/Sid, skins
#9 Amy/Eleven, doctor who (I know I shouldn't BUT I DO)
3 I never liked:
#10 Veronica/Duncan, veronica mars (just, no)
#11 Ryan/Marissa, the o.c. (GOD NO - thank god she died)
#12 Jeff/Britta, community (it just felt waaay too forced. plus, Debate 1.09 ruined me forever)
3 that piqued my interest:
#13 Veronica/Casey, veronica mars (he was like, the only guy she didn't get with, and I really liked their vibe in that one ep)
#14 Don/Joan, mad men
#15 Damon/Elena, vampire diaries
1. Why do you dislike #11?
Marissa was just heinous and that relationship was so toxic for Ryan. SO GLAD she died and paved the way for the AMAZING Taylor Townsend to take over as Ryan's love interest
2. Who do you know that ships #9?
Uh, I think pretty much everyone watching this series of who? B/C KAREN & MATT ARE ~*~FABULOUS~*~ TOGETHER
3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
That mitchell goes on an epic crusade and gets annie back from the waiting room of doom and realizes that he felt her get dragged through the door BECAUSE HE LOVES HER and not because of some lame supernatural platonic-housemate link bullshit
4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
Jesus I only get ONE?? Uh, I can't decide, so fuck that - I'm just gonna go with all of "The Summer Bummer" and "The Chrismikkuh-huh?"
5. How long have you been following couple #6?
Probably the first time Booth saved Brennan - when the rogue agent had kidnapped her and strung her up to a hook and Booth was all injured b/c he had JUST BEEN BLOWN UP but he went running in (in a hoodie!) to save her anyway!?! And Brennan's about to get shot but Booth storms in and shoots the bad guy first and detaches her from the hook and her arms immediately loop around his neck and they hug and he's all "It's ok, I got you!". Yeah - that's when they got me
6. What's the story with #8?
Cassie was delighfully spacey and strange and Sid and was just so completely oblivious to her bizarre attachment to him but they were adorable and Sid eventually pulled his head out of his ass and they got to be together for like, .5 seconds. Then Cassie moved and there was a ~misunderstanding~ and everything went to shit and back (Sid was a dick for a while and then they had an epic fight and got back together for another .5 seconds until the latest catastophe that skins lined up hit and Cassie hoofed it again.) Then at the veeery end Sid went to look for her and OMG OPEN-ENDED ENDING! I like to think that they found each other again and finally got their shit together.
7. Which ship do you prefer - #2 or #4?
Ugh, this is tough b/c they are two completely different animals. Veronica/Logan had the love/hate relationship that was so utterly fabulous in S1, but then they ruined it in S2 when they turned Veronica into a regressed bitch. They slightly redeemed it in S3 only to highlight how much Veronica sucked and I just ended up wanting Logan as far away from her as possible. But I will always have a special place in my heart for them, b/c they were epic and lovely.
Jeff/Annie is just so shiney and new and quirky and innocent and nothing's really happened, but they are just SO ADORABLE and make me get all giddy
8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
#10 - Veronica/Duncan HANDS DOWN. I blame them for destroying the show and regressing the character I loved so hard in S1
9. What interests you about #14?
Don/Joan - I don't know, I've just always liked their dynamic and that scene at the hospital was SO PRETTY
10. What's a song that reminds you of #1?
"West Coast" b/c it's what played during Ryan's super hot slo-mo running montage that ended with him planting a good one on Taylor and staring at her super intensly before HA FAKE OUT! (except, you know - not "HA!" for us fans D< )
11. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
Annie/Mitchell, because OMG HE FELT HER GO!
12. Which do you dislike the most?
Ryan/Marissa with the fire of A THOUSAND SUNS
13. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
I'd send Veronica/Duncan and Damon/Elena out together - Duncan would be an epic bore and Damon would get annoyed and kill him just to liven things up - Damon has fun AND puts the rest of us out of our misery. IT'S A WIN-WIN.
14. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
Yes - the first one was all "Veronica pecks him on the cheek/lips & then Logan pulls her back for more!" and WHERE THE HELL DID THIS COME FROM?? Complete with swelling music and sweeping camera shots! After that pretty much every kiss involved spinning of some sort
15. Did #4 have a happy ending, or is one likely?
I HAVE NO IDEA. The writers don't seem too keen to go down the Jeff/Annie road b/c they're afraid it looks pervy (they shouldn't worry, FANS LIKE THAT), but it's only the first season, so you never know
16. What would make you start shipping #14?
Uh, more scenes like that one of Joan with Don in the hospital? They hardly ever got anything meaningful together, so more one-on-one stuff.
17. If only one could happen, which would you prefer - #7 or #13?
Oh, AU Guy/Marian or Veronica/Casey... I think I'd definitely go with AU Guy/Marian becuase Richard and Lucy had chemistry like WOAH and they would be SO SMOKIN
18. You have the power to decide the fate of #5.
Hyde actually stayed to hear that nothing happened between Jackie and Kelso and so Jackie and Hyde stayed together and continued on as the awesome snarky couple that they were and SEASON 8 NEVER HAPPENED and also that Hyde never grew that HEINOUS PORN STAR MUSTACHE
+ Since there was really no coherent point to this post, I figure this will at least make it seem semi-worthwhile:
+ WOW I haven't used this icon to head a post in AGES! (this should be a clue to how the rest of this post is gonna go)
+ OH COMMUNITY, YOU'RE FINALLY BACK!! ~*~~TWIRLS~~*~
+ This is what I looked like when santiago informed me that Mitchell/Morgana was being flailed about over the interwebs: o.O...???....!!! B/C OMG WUT?? IT WOULD BE RIDICULOUSLY HOT & AMAZING! If anyone has come across fanwork of any kind, PLZ INFORM ME IMMEDIATELY!
+ Constantin Film AG, the company that produced the german film Downfall - source of so many delightful "Angry Hitler" video memes - has begun a crusade to remove all OH NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGED VIDEO CONTENT of their film from YouTube, because they are FUN VAMPIRES and are determined to kill an entire planet's buzz. Quick! Watch a very meta "Angry Hitler" parody, because who knows how long it will be up!
+ I had a dream last night where Richard Armitage and I were kept apart by my brother (who doesn't actually exist), and b/c he and Richard were long-time bffs I was ~OFF LIMITS~, and Richard was all "ALAS I CAN'T GO AGAINST MY BEST MATE". We shared hidden flirtatious glances of ~forbidden love & woe~, and then for some reason Richard was all "Fuck this" and sent me srsly awesome messages on my phone and then we met up and drove somewhere - and then my dream decided it would be cool to go off on some srsly bizarre tangent involving hanging out with Julia Roberts and Alyssa Milano BEFORE GIVING ME A CHANCE TO GET TO THE GOOD STUFF W/ RARMITAGE! D< And then me and my roommate went to some sleepover with 100 random girls that showcased 13 year old musical guests, and JC Chasez showed up and started whining about how the girl he's seeing gets treated like shit b/c she's not in show business and then he asked me if I wanted anything but I was all "NO I'M GOOD THANKS" - b/c even when meeting one of my pre-teen crushes in a dream I'M STILL LAME.
This is what happens when I watch this "Hazy Shade of Winter" Lucas North vid before going to bed.
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For this meme, comment with "Letter me, baby!" and I'll give you a letter, with which you will then name ten items that you love, beginning with said letter. (Be warned - you could get "Z" because I am mean.)
hobbitofkobol gave me the letter "R"
1. Richard Armitage
2. Ryan Atwood, the o.c.
3. robin hood (the show, not so much the character :/)
4. Ryan Adams
5. "Rabbit Heart" by florence + the machine
6. Rollercoasters
7. The Reluctant Fundamentalist, by Mohsin Hamid
8. Richard "The Seeker" Rahl, legend of the seeker
9. Ros Myers, spooks
10. Rome, Italy
+ Ship meme snagged from santiago
6 I love:
#1 Ryan/Taylor, the o.c.
#2 Veronica/Logan, veronica mars
#3 Annie/Mitchell, being human
#4 Annie/Jeff, community
#5 Jackie/Hyde, that 70s show
#6 Booth/Brennan, bones
3 I like:
#7 Guy/Marian robin hood (AU ONLY)
#8 Cassie/Sid, skins
#9 Amy/Eleven, doctor who (I know I shouldn't BUT I DO)
3 I never liked:
#10 Veronica/Duncan, veronica mars (just, no)
#11 Ryan/Marissa, the o.c. (GOD NO - thank god she died)
#12 Jeff/Britta, community (it just felt waaay too forced. plus, Debate 1.09 ruined me forever)
3 that piqued my interest:
#13 Veronica/Casey, veronica mars (he was like, the only guy she didn't get with, and I really liked their vibe in that one ep)
#14 Don/Joan, mad men
#15 Damon/Elena, vampire diaries
1. Why do you dislike #11?
Marissa was just heinous and that relationship was so toxic for Ryan. SO GLAD she died and paved the way for the AMAZING Taylor Townsend to take over as Ryan's love interest
2. Who do you know that ships #9?
Uh, I think pretty much everyone watching this series of who? B/C KAREN & MATT ARE ~*~FABULOUS~*~ TOGETHER
3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
That mitchell goes on an epic crusade and gets annie back from the waiting room of doom and realizes that he felt her get dragged through the door BECAUSE HE LOVES HER and not because of some lame supernatural platonic-housemate link bullshit
4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
Jesus I only get ONE?? Uh, I can't decide, so fuck that - I'm just gonna go with all of "The Summer Bummer" and "The Chrismikkuh-huh?"
5. How long have you been following couple #6?
Probably the first time Booth saved Brennan - when the rogue agent had kidnapped her and strung her up to a hook and Booth was all injured b/c he had JUST BEEN BLOWN UP but he went running in (in a hoodie!) to save her anyway!?! And Brennan's about to get shot but Booth storms in and shoots the bad guy first and detaches her from the hook and her arms immediately loop around his neck and they hug and he's all "It's ok, I got you!". Yeah - that's when they got me
6. What's the story with #8?
Cassie was delighfully spacey and strange and Sid and was just so completely oblivious to her bizarre attachment to him but they were adorable and Sid eventually pulled his head out of his ass and they got to be together for like, .5 seconds. Then Cassie moved and there was a ~misunderstanding~ and everything went to shit and back (Sid was a dick for a while and then they had an epic fight and got back together for another .5 seconds until the latest catastophe that skins lined up hit and Cassie hoofed it again.) Then at the veeery end Sid went to look for her and OMG OPEN-ENDED ENDING! I like to think that they found each other again and finally got their shit together.
7. Which ship do you prefer - #2 or #4?
Ugh, this is tough b/c they are two completely different animals. Veronica/Logan had the love/hate relationship that was so utterly fabulous in S1, but then they ruined it in S2 when they turned Veronica into a regressed bitch. They slightly redeemed it in S3 only to highlight how much Veronica sucked and I just ended up wanting Logan as far away from her as possible. But I will always have a special place in my heart for them, b/c they were epic and lovely.
Jeff/Annie is just so shiney and new and quirky and innocent and nothing's really happened, but they are just SO ADORABLE and make me get all giddy
8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
#10 - Veronica/Duncan HANDS DOWN. I blame them for destroying the show and regressing the character I loved so hard in S1
9. What interests you about #14?
Don/Joan - I don't know, I've just always liked their dynamic and that scene at the hospital was SO PRETTY
10. What's a song that reminds you of #1?
"West Coast" b/c it's what played during Ryan's super hot slo-mo running montage that ended with him planting a good one on Taylor and staring at her super intensly before HA FAKE OUT! (except, you know - not "HA!" for us fans D< )
11. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
Annie/Mitchell, because OMG HE FELT HER GO!
12. Which do you dislike the most?
Ryan/Marissa with the fire of A THOUSAND SUNS
13. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
I'd send Veronica/Duncan and Damon/Elena out together - Duncan would be an epic bore and Damon would get annoyed and kill him just to liven things up - Damon has fun AND puts the rest of us out of our misery. IT'S A WIN-WIN.
14. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
Yes - the first one was all "Veronica pecks him on the cheek/lips & then Logan pulls her back for more!" and WHERE THE HELL DID THIS COME FROM?? Complete with swelling music and sweeping camera shots! After that pretty much every kiss involved spinning of some sort
15. Did #4 have a happy ending, or is one likely?
I HAVE NO IDEA. The writers don't seem too keen to go down the Jeff/Annie road b/c they're afraid it looks pervy (they shouldn't worry, FANS LIKE THAT), but it's only the first season, so you never know
16. What would make you start shipping #14?
Uh, more scenes like that one of Joan with Don in the hospital? They hardly ever got anything meaningful together, so more one-on-one stuff.
17. If only one could happen, which would you prefer - #7 or #13?
Oh, AU Guy/Marian or Veronica/Casey... I think I'd definitely go with AU Guy/Marian becuase Richard and Lucy had chemistry like WOAH and they would be SO SMOKIN
18. You have the power to decide the fate of #5.
Hyde actually stayed to hear that nothing happened between Jackie and Kelso and so Jackie and Hyde stayed together and continued on as the awesome snarky couple that they were and SEASON 8 NEVER HAPPENED and also that Hyde never grew that HEINOUS PORN STAR MUSTACHE
+ Since there was really no coherent point to this post, I figure this will at least make it seem semi-worthwhile:
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