101 Brooding Comments *All Fixed*
Okay, I know I said that me and VM were kaput, but I also said that I was going to finish my series of S3 episodic picspams, and for some reason I can't start something and then not finish it. So, I AM going to continue to do VM picspams, but only up until 3x11 - which is where I will stop - which happened to be my breaking point and caused me to turn off VM for the forseeable future.
Ok, explantion out of the way, lets get to the spam for Episode 3, The Wichita Line-Backer. This in no way attempts to be an in depth recap or analysis of the episode. And it in no way attempts to be dial-up friendly.
We open At a football stadium, so obviously, this is somehow going to come into play (ha, no pun intended)
Football: the systematic violation of the Geneva Convention made into a sport
Logan's nudity sensors kick into high gear
*not nudity, but political speech*
Veronica goes all Woman’s Studies and begins to rant
Logan agrees with me in thinking it’s getting a little to righteous up in there
No more college for you
Cute Couple Moment Alert!
2 random girls ask Logan if they’ll see him a “the party”
And he can “bring his friend” ….if he wants
And V is a little put out
He knows them from weight lifting class
the only class you never miss! So do you guys like, spot each other doing squat thrusts or something?
Hey, at least there IS a class he’s completely dedicated to. And dedication is hot
Logan teases her about being jealous
Neck kiss!
Oh, if this were jealousy it would involve piano wire
She’s just jealous mildly annoyed
V’s upset that he never wants to do anything interesting with her
V’s “Interesting” = a fossil wheezing through a novel
She wants to expand her horizons past video games and binge drinking like every other overachieving college student
Take it from me V, it’s totally overrated.
And don’t knock binge drinking ‘til you try it
Logan’s horizons are totally expended beyond that.
He’s moved onto DDR - which is not technically a video game
So V tries to rope him into going to some horrid student art show
canthesbusy
*doesn’t believe him*
Srsly, I’m busy. I’ve got something called “a class”
But you can come by afterwards
We could write on ourselves
Get real…. Political
And I die
V apparently isn’t as thrilled with the invite as I am
Darling, do whatever you like
just don’t be late for the booty call
*thinks it sounds romantic*
Kiss!
Veronica takes off to buy another pair of giant sunglasses
Leaving Logan to look lovingly after her
And cut to this week’s mystery
It’s Weevil! And he’s looking terrible! apparently working at a car wash is not as fun as the song promotes
Piz lobbies for a job at the campus radio station
And is interrupted by this week's mystery
Veronica has her first run in with the dean
Hey great article! I can expel you!
*has one week to fess up*
Piz needs a favor
Veronica is thrilled
lost his playbook
Later that day, Dick informs V that Intro. Econ with Logan was a walk
And Veronica is suspicious
The Stare
The Cave
And Weevil is on the case!
*needs to borrow a jock*
Lame underground newspaper vs. the feminists
Who did the dean’s car?
First the LeBaron, now the Yellow Submarine??? What is this world coming to?
Kiss!
Gentlemanly resisted the urge to make the so-called booty call
Logan says the class wasn’t a walk
she’s not the first girl to be charmed by Dick
And Veronica is still suspicious
Might drop in for a G-rated library booty-call
And Veronica is pleased
so cuteness ensues
an art project shows up from the girlfriend’s ex
meathead
And Weevil solves the case!
*just a tool*
“so was Hitler”
V’s ready for official boyfriend visit
not official boyfriend
*officially disappointed*
*officially suspicious*
So like any trusting, loving girlfriend, she tracks him
In the toilet
x2
Logan’s real anxious for this encounter
Sweetheart! What are you doing here?
Hey babe! I totally don’t trust you so I totally tracked you!
Meet Mercer Hayes, your illegal gambling facility facilitator
Who is informed by Veronica that Logan’s seat is now totally free
It’s not like he promised to show at the library - lame.
Wait, how'd you find me?
Just traced his phone….no biggie
Mercer tells them to move their soapy drama outside
And a then mocks a kid with a stutter
As adorable it is when you do it to criminals, the surveillance thing is starting to bug
insert 1984 reference here
V’s snarky
And Logan’s annoyed
Can I borrow your copy of 101 Brooding Comments?
*only has the Cliff Notes*
Is going surfing in Mexico with Dick and Mercer
Can be snarky too
Is snarky some more
And V is… distressed?
Perturbed?
Pissed off?
And Weevil screws the case :(
Piz now has his own show!
And it’s all thanks to Veronica!
*lays a trap*
*confesses*
Did it for him!
But the book is gone! Oh noes!
But fear not! Veronica knows who has it!
Painter slash Playbook stealer
The meathead is not happy
Huh, that stutter sounds familiar
Playbook
Everything’s NOT cool
That stutter gave the other team the playbook
V figures out who thrashed the dean’s car
Option 1: She doesn’t give up the name and he expels her
Or, Option 2: she can make all his problems disappear
the dean is dubious, yet intrigued
Car problem: solved
Feuding school organizations problem: solved
So she gives the dean a recommendation for a new hire
and the dean is befuddled
*doesn’t know anything about surfing*
And Veronica is suspicious… again
So naturally, she installs a tracker in her bf’s car
The meathead clicked his cleats and went back to Kansas
Going momentarily crazy = losing the guy you love
Oooohh crap
So she uninstalls the tracker in her bf’s car
The Dean’s new maintenance guy
*has received 8 e-mail reminders for the premiere of Piz’s show*
We Were Just Talking
It’s the Lillith House vs. the Hearst Lampoon, Round Dieux
You can actually hear the smiles
Another girl has been raped - “the blonde in the middle”
And look who should show up for some library lovin
Can recommend a guide book for pathologically suspicious girlfriends
has a beyond pathological suspicious girlfriend
:/
*is sorry*
Spent her formative years spying on cheating Johns and learning Blackmailing 101
Trust doesn’t come naturally
But she’s trying to act unnaturally
thought he was in Mexico
Yeah, well us bad boys usually love Mexico
but i was feeling a little reformed
So he asks her out on a date
And she thinks that sounds really great
Some dork wants to know if that’s the info desk. Well duh
Not right now it’s not
Beat it kid
she wants to find him that guidebook
Which she thinks is on the dark, lonely, top floor
Translation: library lovin is ON
Stupid column
Kiss!
So much awwwww - just enjoy the pretty
Ok, explantion out of the way, lets get to the spam for Episode 3, The Wichita Line-Backer. This in no way attempts to be an in depth recap or analysis of the episode. And it in no way attempts to be dial-up friendly.
We open At a football stadium, so obviously, this is somehow going to come into play (ha, no pun intended)
Football: the systematic violation of the Geneva Convention made into a sport
Logan's nudity sensors kick into high gear
*not nudity, but political speech*
Veronica goes all Woman’s Studies and begins to rant
Logan agrees with me in thinking it’s getting a little to righteous up in there
No more college for you
Cute Couple Moment Alert!
2 random girls ask Logan if they’ll see him a “the party”
And he can “bring his friend” ….if he wants
And V is a little put out
He knows them from weight lifting class
the only class you never miss! So do you guys like, spot each other doing squat thrusts or something?
Hey, at least there IS a class he’s completely dedicated to. And dedication is hot
Logan teases her about being jealous
Neck kiss!
Oh, if this were jealousy it would involve piano wire
She’s just jealous mildly annoyed
V’s upset that he never wants to do anything interesting with her
V’s “Interesting” = a fossil wheezing through a novel
She wants to expand her horizons past video games and binge drinking like every other overachieving college student
Take it from me V, it’s totally overrated.
And don’t knock binge drinking ‘til you try it
Logan’s horizons are totally expended beyond that.
He’s moved onto DDR - which is not technically a video game
So V tries to rope him into going to some horrid student art show
canthesbusy
*doesn’t believe him*
Srsly, I’m busy. I’ve got something called “a class”
But you can come by afterwards
We could write on ourselves
Get real…. Political
And I die
V apparently isn’t as thrilled with the invite as I am
Darling, do whatever you like
just don’t be late for the booty call
*thinks it sounds romantic*
Kiss!
Veronica takes off to buy another pair of giant sunglasses
Leaving Logan to look lovingly after her
And cut to this week’s mystery
It’s Weevil! And he’s looking terrible! apparently working at a car wash is not as fun as the song promotes
Piz lobbies for a job at the campus radio station
And is interrupted by this week's mystery
Veronica has her first run in with the dean
Hey great article! I can expel you!
*has one week to fess up*
Piz needs a favor
Veronica is thrilled
lost his playbook
Later that day, Dick informs V that Intro. Econ with Logan was a walk
And Veronica is suspicious
The Stare
The Cave
And Weevil is on the case!
*needs to borrow a jock*
Lame underground newspaper vs. the feminists
Who did the dean’s car?
First the LeBaron, now the Yellow Submarine??? What is this world coming to?
Kiss!
Gentlemanly resisted the urge to make the so-called booty call
Logan says the class wasn’t a walk
she’s not the first girl to be charmed by Dick
And Veronica is still suspicious
Might drop in for a G-rated library booty-call
And Veronica is pleased
so cuteness ensues
an art project shows up from the girlfriend’s ex
meathead
And Weevil solves the case!
*just a tool*
“so was Hitler”
V’s ready for official boyfriend visit
not official boyfriend
*officially disappointed*
*officially suspicious*
So like any trusting, loving girlfriend, she tracks him
In the toilet
x2
Logan’s real anxious for this encounter
Sweetheart! What are you doing here?
Hey babe! I totally don’t trust you so I totally tracked you!
Meet Mercer Hayes, your illegal gambling facility facilitator
Who is informed by Veronica that Logan’s seat is now totally free
It’s not like he promised to show at the library - lame.
Wait, how'd you find me?
Just traced his phone….no biggie
Mercer tells them to move their soapy drama outside
And a then mocks a kid with a stutter
As adorable it is when you do it to criminals, the surveillance thing is starting to bug
insert 1984 reference here
V’s snarky
And Logan’s annoyed
Can I borrow your copy of 101 Brooding Comments?
*only has the Cliff Notes*
Is going surfing in Mexico with Dick and Mercer
Can be snarky too
Is snarky some more
And V is… distressed?
Perturbed?
Pissed off?
And Weevil screws the case :(
Piz now has his own show!
And it’s all thanks to Veronica!
*lays a trap*
*confesses*
Did it for him!
But the book is gone! Oh noes!
But fear not! Veronica knows who has it!
Painter slash Playbook stealer
The meathead is not happy
Huh, that stutter sounds familiar
Playbook
Everything’s NOT cool
That stutter gave the other team the playbook
V figures out who thrashed the dean’s car
Option 1: She doesn’t give up the name and he expels her
Or, Option 2: she can make all his problems disappear
the dean is dubious, yet intrigued
Car problem: solved
Feuding school organizations problem: solved
So she gives the dean a recommendation for a new hire
and the dean is befuddled
*doesn’t know anything about surfing*
And Veronica is suspicious… again
So naturally, she installs a tracker in her bf’s car
The meathead clicked his cleats and went back to Kansas
Going momentarily crazy = losing the guy you love
Oooohh crap
So she uninstalls the tracker in her bf’s car
The Dean’s new maintenance guy
*has received 8 e-mail reminders for the premiere of Piz’s show*
We Were Just Talking
It’s the Lillith House vs. the Hearst Lampoon, Round Dieux
You can actually hear the smiles
Another girl has been raped - “the blonde in the middle”
And look who should show up for some library lovin
Can recommend a guide book for pathologically suspicious girlfriends
has a beyond pathological suspicious girlfriend
:/
*is sorry*
Spent her formative years spying on cheating Johns and learning Blackmailing 101
Trust doesn’t come naturally
But she’s trying to act unnaturally
thought he was in Mexico
Yeah, well us bad boys usually love Mexico
but i was feeling a little reformed
So he asks her out on a date
And she thinks that sounds really great
Some dork wants to know if that’s the info desk. Well duh
Not right now it’s not
Beat it kid
she wants to find him that guidebook
Which she thinks is on the dark, lonely, top floor
Translation: library lovin is ON
Stupid column
Kiss!
So much awwwww - just enjoy the pretty