jus a bunch of odd sayings from fanics i'm bored !!!!!
Ansem: The desert represents death. Death is bad. Bad is evil. Evil is dark. Dark is GOOD!!
Riku: COOL! A monkey!
Sora: I know! Remember my first monkey?
Riku: George? Yeah, he kept humpin my leg…
Sora: (teary eyes) And then he just died mysteriously…
Riku: ……………SOOOOO… ah…. WHY ARE YOU CHASING THIS POOR MAN?!
Sora cried out as Riku harshly ripped the gag away; it hurt part of his mouth and it burned Sora’s face. “You better tell me now or I might just kill you...” ‘Or fucking rape you.’
(ok so this one is'nt funny but i like it leave me alone !!!!)
FUCKING RIGHT YOU ARE!" Harry yelled, one hand on Draco's throat, the other trying to open the zip on Draco's trousers. "I'm going to screw you into next week and you're going to go insane waiting for time to catch up with you so you can beg me to do it AGAIN!"
"The HELL you will!" Draco immediately went for Harry's fly. "I'm going to open you like a tin of TUNA!"
well thats it for now HOLLERZ !!!!!
Riku: COOL! A monkey!
Sora: I know! Remember my first monkey?
Riku: George? Yeah, he kept humpin my leg…
Sora: (teary eyes) And then he just died mysteriously…
Riku: ……………SOOOOO… ah…. WHY ARE YOU CHASING THIS POOR MAN?!
Sora cried out as Riku harshly ripped the gag away; it hurt part of his mouth and it burned Sora’s face. “You better tell me now or I might just kill you...” ‘Or fucking rape you.’
(ok so this one is'nt funny but i like it leave me alone !!!!)
FUCKING RIGHT YOU ARE!" Harry yelled, one hand on Draco's throat, the other trying to open the zip on Draco's trousers. "I'm going to screw you into next week and you're going to go insane waiting for time to catch up with you so you can beg me to do it AGAIN!"
"The HELL you will!" Draco immediately went for Harry's fly. "I'm going to open you like a tin of TUNA!"
well thats it for now HOLLERZ !!!!!