Obligatory New Years' Post

Jan 01, 2005 14:36

As we start the new year we all could use a little calm. By
following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace. The article said: "The way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a
bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and
Maker's Mark, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of
dark chocolate truffles.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
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