In which Bowser is a menace
ALL RIGHT, GIVE IT UP, WHERE IS SHE!?
I've been hopping from city to city, looking for my little runaway, and all sources point to this dinky place! So hand her over already, and maybe I won't pelt this sad excuse of a city with dozens of Banzai Bills.
AND I SO HELP ME IF I HEAR, "OUR PRINCESS IS ANOTHER CITY" AGAIN I'M GONNA LOSE IT!!
I've been hopping from city to city, looking for my little runaway, and all sources point to this dinky place! So hand her over already, and maybe I won't pelt this sad excuse of a city with dozens of Banzai Bills.
AND I SO HELP ME IF I HEAR, "OUR PRINCESS IS ANOTHER CITY" AGAIN I'M GONNA LOSE IT!!
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[AAAAAAA OH GREAT brb getting kidnapped]
What are you up to, looking for me?! [Though a big chunk of that answer is probably obvious a.k.a kidnapping time.]
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You're going to attend a romantic candlelight evening with the baddest of all brutes, whether you want to or not. I even got your cage all warm and cozy for you.
And this time, that pipe cleaner Mario isn't around to put a damper on our love.
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[Oh geez, not this kind of thing again. Again. She seems pretty apprehensive.]
When will he ever learn?... I... I can't let you do that and I can't promise you that, Bowser! Mario will come by any minute now and keep me away from you! [He will, won't he? Right?]
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You're as good as mine, Princess Peach!
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[Ahh. This is... not very good. The reality was that she probably was as good as his for now.]
Please... Please at least spare the city and the people! Do what you want with me, but don't hurt anyone else! [Oh Peach, so goody-goody and selfless as usual.
And then she thinks, 'Oh Mario, where are you?']
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['Oh Mario, I know you'll come, right? You always do. Always...']
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